clam card

Similar to the race card, but used by women when claiming sexual inequality

"Ellen didn't move up with her company so she played the Clam Card, taking them to court for sexual discrimination."

by Jackson Portsmouth March 30, 2015

Clam burger

A womans vagina

Lizz and Hillory have dirty clam burgers.

by sarkaztic November 25, 2014

Helmet Clamming

“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”

Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm

by Hairy Callahand June 20, 2023

Drowning the clam

Where a woman use a showerhead to massage her vagina

I was drowning the clam for about 15 minutes and it felt so good oh my god.

by quaintrock August 17, 2010

Clam Cove

A female dwelling or space reserved for a woman's items and décor.

The clam cove, as it were, is the feminine equivalent to a Man cave.

I just need some peace and quiet, watch the kids for an hour please, I'm going to my clam cove to read.

by The Meat Sweats April 26, 2021

boiling clams

To aggressively masturbate.

I was just Boiling Clams in the bathroom.

by Kapperino July 3, 2014

Enjoy the clams

An inconspicuous way to say "goodbye, cocksuckers." From the Martin Scorsese classic "The Departed"

Marcy: Man I love sucking cock.
Priest: I hear that - I suck cock daily
Ted: (as he is leaving the cocksuckers) Enjoy the clams

by FrankCostello July 2, 2011