Ass Balloon

Someone who is such an ass, that it may be possible that they are not even human. Rather, they are a balloon filled with multiple other asses.

I don't hang out with John anymore, because he's such an ass balloon!

by Brandumful May 18, 2015

Balloon Menace

Anyone who buys balloons, inflates them and puts them in unsuspecting peoples mailboxes.

Qui Gon Jim: Why did we buy balloons and put them in that persons mailbox?

Darth Helium: Because we are a Balloon Menace.

by James Gracie August 23, 2011

balloon knot

blow up a balloon, pop it, turn it inside out around the knot and stretch it, looks amazingly like the anal sphincter.......yum yum

show me your balloon knot

by plumit April 30, 2009

balloon juice

Same as balloonjuice

What a load of balloon juice!

by Chad December 7, 2003

balloon twisting

Balloon twisting is when clowns use otherwise shapeless balloons of various colors to construct amusing and somewhat abstract sculptures representative of animals or other common objects.

I hired a clown to do some balloon twisting. He twisted them so hard.

by severaltimes July 19, 2010

Spoody Balloon

A condom

Oh shit, the spoody balloon broke!

by Liptondipper June 12, 2018

Balloon Knot

Pulling out and leaving the condom in the booty hole while clenching therefore creating the “Balloon Knot”

Guy 1: what did you guys get up to last night?
Guy 2: ay yo, I balloon knotted my girl

by thErealCooleditor July 8, 2019