First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."
by Zarathud April 10, 2012
A true sigma with one goal getting a huge peach-like gyat going on secret missions each day to get that bbl drizzy there gyat is growing at a rapid rate while we are unsure of who exactly agent gyatless is we know that they are one of lucs cousins or maybe even lucs bucs himself
oh wow its agent gyatless hohoho i guess we can't call him that anymore since he got that bbl drizzy"
"i bet its luca jianu hes had a huge bbl drizzy glow up in the past 5 months"
"i bet its luca jianu hes had a huge bbl drizzy glow up in the past 5 months"
by Lucs cousin May 29, 2024
We can't get any performance metrics of that server. Is it agented?
Or
The boss says "I am off on leave, if you could get the whole IT estate agented before my return, you can keep your job".
Or
The boss says "I am off on leave, if you could get the whole IT estate agented before my return, you can keep your job".
by Rolf_G July 30, 2008
1. Someone who tries to kill someone by making them do it themselves.
2. A psycho murderer who is also vegan.
2. A psycho murderer who is also vegan.
The surreal estate agents have showed up to every one of my gigs this year, they want rent in blood.
by Big John & the Boys July 03, 2018
Agent bunny has a pisskink. That says enough but anyways, even though they have a pisskink he is still very dope. If you ever need someone to talk to go to Agent bunny.<3
by theee most sexiest person<3 July 06, 2021
Changing the face of estate agency. An estate agent that cares about you and ensures they work hard for their fee. Getting you the best price for your home and providing top notch communication along the way!
by TGEA November 23, 2021
All men are like Agent McFluffy
by agentmcfluffy December 03, 2012