Ninth Wind

Southern slang for a wet fart. Typically demonstrated by anyone named Arthur or Tiffany.

Tiffany: *farts*
Person 2: oh God, that's a fucking ninth wind! My eyes! God my eyes!

by JKSedrow August 1, 2016

free as the wind

That state of having no obligations or able to chose you own work schedule.

My sister repeatedly said she's, "Free as the wind." Yet, she never seems to be home on garbage night.

by Batrice BBB January 3, 2021

Herrscher of Wind

Wendy.
Retired Valkyrie of Shicksal
Girl who lost her life because of a retired military woman
Also fought 3 children

The Herrscher of Wind just got soloed lmao

by Sentisleftsword June 26, 2023

Lump of Wind

A spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf!

Oh, really? DO YOU THINK SO?! You spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf! You lump of Wind, you witless, unwiped, panderly puke-stocking!

by [e-mail] July 2, 2019

wind fleek

When your hair is in your face because of wind but you're still sexy af.

Mandy: Ugh! My hair is in my face.
Kristy: You've got that wind fleek asf !

Mandy: ...

by Misha'sBoner May 21, 2016

Wind sock

When you put a shirt over your head and stick your head out the car window. Wind sock is usually done by kids or stoners.

Jason was high that night and on the drive home he put his head in a wind sock.

by Molly yono September 24, 2021

hound winding

The circling action a dog does to get comfortable before lying down.

My dog spends ten minutes hound winding before he goes to bed.

by anonymous December 11, 2021