wind fleek

When your hair is in your face because of wind but you're still sexy af.

Mandy: Ugh! My hair is in my face.
Kristy: You've got that wind fleek asf !

Mandy: ...

by Misha'sBoner May 21, 2016

Muni Wind

The weird and oddly warm wind that blows through the Muni Metro tunnels platforms in San Francisco. Its origin is unknown but it is probably created by the trains moving through narrow tunnels but also sometimes appears without warning and out of nowhere.

"I'm underground, dammit, I shouldn't have to fight the wind! But this damned muni wind wont stop messing up my hair."

by Stephanie Stowers October 23, 2007

Boner Wind

When you get an errection and a gust of wind blows past.

Person 1: *gets errection and wind starts blowing*
Person 2: Damn that's some boner wind!

by Kalvinater January 15, 2019

Wind Thief

Derogatory name for both yachts and the yachting/sailing fraternity. Can be used on and off the water

“How long is this wind thief going to block the channel” **yells** “GET A MOTOR YA FUCKN WIND THIEF”

Or

“We waited for these fucking wind thieves at the boat ramp now we stuck waiting behind them at the bar, ffs”

by ConradicalNZ May 22, 2022

man wind

The essence of a man’s fart, body, and breath captured in a bottle and used as cologne to attract females.

Dude, my man wind totally blew her away!

by Kalvin Klein December 30, 2019

Roping The Wind

You can't tame a wild person. You can't cage a wild animal. You can't catch the wind and keep it.

You were so wild and I loved you for so many years but trying to get to you was like roping the wind.

by Mrskittywhisperer June 11, 2022

The Brass Wind

When you stuck a fart out of a chicks ass with a Brass instrument such as a French Horn, or Baritone. Not to be confused with The Wood Wind.

I totally regret The Brass Wind from last night as I can still taste it.

by T- bag November 6, 2019