by Chromatin Nice June 13, 2018
by Gucci tihyler December 31, 2019
The charge you’re hit with when you request to remove all animal products from a dish and replace it with veggies, even though you’ve removed the most expensive items in the dish.
Nah, man, I would rather go to a different restaurant, because last time I ate there and asked for peppers instead of chicken and cheese, they hit me with that vegan tax.
by MommyMispagel April 12, 2019
by bitchardson February 13, 2020
Much like a jack mormon who sometimes engages in drinking alcohol, caffeine and even premarital sex - much to the disapproval of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints - a jack vegan is a vegan who every now and then cheats on his or her veganism by consuming dairy products such as cheese.
Joslyn: Oh no we can't go there! I'm vegan so there's nothing for me to eat at that murder and animal torture factory!!
Tony: Bullshit you're a vegan Joslyn! I saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. You may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian ass but you're like a jack vegan if anything.
Tony: Bullshit you're a vegan Joslyn! I saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. You may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian ass but you're like a jack vegan if anything.
by feetoid September 21, 2017
by Str0be December 22, 2016
Someone who likes the idea of vegan but cannot commit fully and may consume animal products from time to time.
Friend 1: Yeah, so I am vegan.
Friend 2: Nice, that is so hard to do.
Friend 1: Yeah it is.
Friend 3: Didn't you just eat a new york strip steak?
Friend 1: Oh yeah man, I am on vegan on the weekend.
Friend 2: Oh so you are casual vegan or a flexitarian.
Friend 1: Yeah man but I get so many girls by saying I am vegan.
Friend 3: That's terrible man.
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Sally: So I have been vegan but I gave in and ate some chicken, now I got really ill.
Derek: That sucks you got sick, but so you are casual vegan?
Sally: I just had a slip.
Derek: That's not vegan.
Sally: yeah maybe I should just say I am a casual vegan.
Derek: Yeah that would seem easier to say.
Friend 2: Nice, that is so hard to do.
Friend 1: Yeah it is.
Friend 3: Didn't you just eat a new york strip steak?
Friend 1: Oh yeah man, I am on vegan on the weekend.
Friend 2: Oh so you are casual vegan or a flexitarian.
Friend 1: Yeah man but I get so many girls by saying I am vegan.
Friend 3: That's terrible man.
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Sally: So I have been vegan but I gave in and ate some chicken, now I got really ill.
Derek: That sucks you got sick, but so you are casual vegan?
Sally: I just had a slip.
Derek: That's not vegan.
Sally: yeah maybe I should just say I am a casual vegan.
Derek: Yeah that would seem easier to say.
by RhodeIslandRocks99 October 17, 2020