stoner porn

Something that is Fun, or entertaining to look at.

That movie Dr.Strange, Stoner porn man. Nothin' but Kaleidoscopes.

by Commander Buns February 16, 2017

stoner thoughts

a thought by a person that is stoned that blows his or her mind

david is having stoner thoughts again.

by Ace20033 July 9, 2019

Stoner Crew

Only the most elite members of society, who can be identified by their clear love for weed. The people who come to school or work looking high as fuck, like they just woke up from a year long coma.

Jim: Ayo Matt, look at Mason over there looking high AF. Ms Nelson boutta take his ass to the principal.
Matt: Nah, don't worry Jimbo, he's Stoner Crew, he can take care of himself just fine.

by Strudelgod2001 September 7, 2020

deceptive stoner

A stoner who doesn't look like your stereotypical stoner. Instead, they often have a clean cut look similar to a business professional. They wear nice clothes, keep their hair short and combed, act serious about their job, and stay away from anything that would be associated with being a stoner, such as Rasta clothing. Deceptive stoners are everywhere in the business world, and are almost impossible to spot without knowing them first.

Bill: Wow Brad, you don't look like a stoner anymore! Why did you change your look?
Brad: Well my parents are coming over, so I'm going for that deceptive stoner look

by That1BrownGuy June 12, 2016

Stoner Handshake

The act of passing marijuana or money during a handshake between a dealer and buyer to make the drug deal inconspicuous.

Dude 1: Did you even give him the money bro?

Dude 2: Yeah man, i gave him a stoner handshake!

by treythetruth13 September 30, 2010

stoner magic

The immense good luck you have while being under the influence of marijuana.

Making rediculous catches,correctly predicting future events,and all around amazing good luck. it IS the stoner magic

by 420ronpaul420 November 28, 2009

Stoner Thanksgiving

Stoner Thanksgiving is a holiday for every stoner that should be celebrated.
STEPS:
1) You wake and bake and then go eat at your favorite place.

2) Before lunch you get baked again and then go eat at the same place.

3) Before dinner you once again get baked and then go back to where you have eaten twice before.

That was one epic "stoner thanksgiving" jack in the box was so good.

by Dankey McBankey November 21, 2006