I graduated Order of the Queef and now I get to work fourteen hour days, including Saturdays and Sundays.
by Ae5Ea8 November 28, 2016
Queef Docking is an act in which two girls shoves a pvc pipe in there vagina, 1 girl shoves one end of the pipe in there snatch and the other girl shoves the other end into there snatch.
That Queef Docking that other night was so relaxing i loved the breeze of your queef it was so warm and it sounded like a fucking flute.
by DrSexActsCreator January 21, 2016
The act of the vagina inhaling air upon the initiation of a cartwheel and releasing it in the form of a queef upon completion. Such phenomenon is directly related to and a result of pelvic floor muscle palsy.
When Ruth does cartwheels, everyone thinks she’s farting when in fact she’s only cartwheel queefing.
by Kelly the Queef Chief April 05, 2019
by SamDev703 June 17, 2011
by the giver of information July 05, 2007
When two women are scissoring, one queefs into the other's vaginal opening. The second woman then emits her own queef adding to the volume of the queef. This continues until both vaginas are completely full of fishy air.
Female 1: "I'm really bored. Do you want to watch a movie?"
Female 2: "Only after we get some queef-scissoring done."
Female 2: "Only after we get some queef-scissoring done."
by firestick69 November 18, 2010
A female who is sort of trashy.
the kind of girl who would make a
loud juicy stinky queef then roll up the windows
and laugh about it
the kind of girl who stirs the kool aid with her fist, licks mayonnaise off her spoon straight out of the jar, and might possibly put sour cream in the guacamole to make it 'creamier'
the kind of girl who would make a
loud juicy stinky queef then roll up the windows
and laugh about it
the kind of girl who stirs the kool aid with her fist, licks mayonnaise off her spoon straight out of the jar, and might possibly put sour cream in the guacamole to make it 'creamier'
That girl looks like a Dairy Queef, maybe you should go hit on someone else.
That girl should be 'DQ'd' for looking like a "Dairy Queef"
"Did that nasty moist queef sound come from that nasty trashy girl over there?"
"Yeah, that Dairy Queef over there did it"
EW!
That girl should be 'DQ'd' for looking like a "Dairy Queef"
"Did that nasty moist queef sound come from that nasty trashy girl over there?"
"Yeah, that Dairy Queef over there did it"
EW!
by fresh margarita December 06, 2010