puddle dunked

When a female has a male put his testicles in her mouth, vagina and anus in succession.

That chick was such a slut! I totally puddle dunked her.

by Ayunson June 10, 2007

Puddle Balls

while you are getting head, your partner chokes on your massive dick and gets their mouth juices all over your balls creating puddle balls.

i choked my girlfriend the other day and she gave me puddle balls

by Even Bigger Cat September 24, 2010

cuddle puddle

A shot of cum released during or after the act of cuddling.

Billy left a cuddle puddle in Suzy's parents bed

by brock star May 3, 2005

Puddle Guts

The name of the person that recieves your cumshot on their stomach

Her name is puddle guts cos when I was fucking her hard, I pulled out, and blew on her guts

by Shamous69 June 15, 2005

Oregon Mud Puddle

Its when you are having sex with a chick and she is riding you reverse cowgirl and shits on you with explosive diarrhea and it puddles in and around your belly button.

Dude, this whore I picked up on 82nd gave me an Oregon Mud Puddle so I made her give me a rusty trombone!

by BMOH April 6, 2009

puddle pirate

-one who jumps in and out of puddles shouting 'i'll find ye treasure matey!'

-a man who 'gets around' (male prostitute), and during his orgasm screams 'Arrrgghhh, thereeeee she blows!'; The puddles symbolize a woman's vagina, and the pirate represents the horny man.

Carly said she met this really nice Puddle Pirate down in the kittery, and he was free for the night. I bet she's going to have a wicked night.

by richie sims March 18, 2008

Rochester Rain Puddle

Drinking so much that you pass out in bed with another person and you urinate in the bed, getting the other person all wet. Claimed by Rochester, NY as I have witnessed this on numerous occasions. Also, due to the fact that Rochester gets alot of rain and we need a slogan like Cleveland Steamer!

Becky: "I went over his house to have sex, he was drinking, we fell asleep in his bed, and I woke up the next morning in a Rochester Rain Puddle."
Jordan: "That is gross, what did you do??"
Becky: "I left a Puddle of my own, took a quick shower, noticed a kidump in his toilet, and left for good."

by JacknRochNY October 9, 2007