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onion culture

The culture surrounding onions. Onion culture teaches mindfulness and layering your thoughts to help reach a spiritual nirvana through meditation and consumption of large amounts of raw onion.
Bro did you hear about the new health craze Onion Culture™? Its amazing.
by onionculturedalailama February 9, 2019
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onion up

The act of acknowledging the fact that you will not be kissing anyone this evening by eating an onion or onions.
Dude you might as well "onion up" cause you are not getting an action tonight.
by UrbanStephen September 3, 2010
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Trash onion

A belief system, basis of an opinion, or legal brief that is full of errors, and as you try to analyze each of those errors doing so reveals more layers of errors underneath.
I've already found nearly a hundred factual errors, mistatements of precedents and errors of basic law. This filing is a trash onion.
by Danack November 27, 2020
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Onion Poll

An onion poll is a social media opinion poll, generally Twitter, created to prove or disprove some point, (typically related to some social or politcal agenda), blatantly disregarding the fact that one's social media followership is inherently biased to agree, or at least closely align, with whatever cause it's creator is trying to promote.

Onion polls are only created to serve as supporting evidence in a straw-man argument, and the limited scope, absence of an unbiased control group, lack of verifiable demographic information, and no way to prevent people from voting multiple times, are all factors which contribute to these sort of polls being just as meaningless.
@Newbtard: Did you vote in the latest onion poll about feminism?
@HeresJolly: Which one? @Onision posts like 50 of those a day, and they're all fucking retarded.
@Newbtard: The one that proved feminism is about equality by stating in the description that only feminists were allowed to vote and asked if they thought men and women were equals.
by jollyadamroger July 10, 2016
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Japanese Onions

Round luscious objects, somewhat resembling other things that are round and luscious.
Casey: Hey Steve, check out my Japanese Onions.
Steve: Stop showing me yer melons
by The Shy Nanny Gang February 27, 2020
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scrub the onion

To shower and wash one's balls to get rid of nasty smell.
I just got down running, now i'm going to go scrub the onion.
by RandarXJ7 November 7, 2011
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Skuzzy Onion

A Skuzzy Onion is someone who is nasty and a scrub. Skuzzy Onion can be saw as wearing dirty clothes, Smelling like sex (B.O or any bodily fluid/Odor) and someone who does not take care of themselves.
John: Ew, Whats the smell?
Steve: Sorry dude, I didnt shower yet.
John: Dude your such a skuzzy Onion.

Valeria: Wheres Amber?
Ashley: Oh, you mean Skuzzy Onion?
Valeria: How is she a Skuzzy Onion?
Ashley: Because when she slept over my house last night she smelled like pure sex.
by HilariouslySilent February 23, 2011
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