National Hippo Appreciation Day

Boy: Guess what today is?
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!

It’s national Hippo appreciation day!

by National Hippo day October 15, 2019

peppermint hippo

oh god j-j-just that one scene oh god

person 1 : hey remember peppermint hippo
person 2 : bitch kys

by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 18, 2023

hippo baby

Someone who is either constipated or angry

Hello
Shut up
Someones a hippo baby

by Dumb DJ January 27, 2016

Pasta "Hippo" Sauce

the type of person who will help you do anything, even when it gets repetitive and annoying

Person 1: Hey dude do you mind helping me with carrying this box of XL sized dildos?
Person 2: Sure, no problem!
Person 1: What a Pasta "Hippo" Sauce

by Pр Man February 27, 2021

Sneaky hippo

When your in the bath and someone eats you out

I was having a nice relaxing bath and my husband snuck up and gave a sneaky hippo

by Noodleasian dog May 16, 2018

Sleeping hippo

Sleeping hippo

A sleeping hippo is when When you look into a toilet bowl and there is a big fat round turd sitting there floating with no toilet paper in sight

by Chimpokaziza April 7, 2023

Slinging Some Hippo Cock

A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.

You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?

God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.

by Jibbletlover99 November 16, 2019