Smelly Flop

When you lean forward usually to pull up your pants in a public bathroom, and your turd breaks off long ways and does a front to back sideways splash, splashing toilet water from the bowl up onto your ass

I was dropping a deuce at work and an coworker walked in, I pulled my pants up from around my ankles as I was braking one off and it did a Smelly Flop into the bowl.

by JOHNjFOLEY December 12, 2018

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flop-a-do

those tryin to be gangsta but they ain't

You say you live in the ghettos, I don't believe you flop-a-do!

by ARANAR July 23, 2003

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certified flop

A certification given to posts on social media that act as if they’re going to garner support, but simply do not.

Guy 1: *posts meme making fun of guy 2*
Guy 2: “certified flop”

by brobgonal April 21, 2022

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full flop

The act of using flip flops as one's sole choice of footwear for an extended period of time.

This weekend at the beach is going to be great. Forget shoes, I'm going full flop.

by Robin B. August 12, 2011

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Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.

by Chonky December 9, 2008

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cum flop

where ur dick flops and falls on to the belly ur cum flops off and hits you in the eye!

last night my cum hit me in the eye, must've been a cumflop.

simon: oi mark what happened to your eye.
mark: nothing just the wife sucked me off then my dick hit my belly button
simon: ah mark, that my friend is a cum flop.

by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018

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