Ethan

Ethan is 100% better than Joshua. (Joshua sucks)

Ethan is better than Joshua

by ETHANGOODJOSHUASUCKS November 22, 2021

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Ethan has a elephant trunk as a dick and any girl would love sit on it likes blaze the stardawg on a daily and loves a beak on the weekend

Hey Ethan u want a line of flake can I also say I can see your shlong through your trousers

by Josh Patrick November 23, 2021

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pulls zero girls

ethan is the type of kid to pull zero girls

by unanimous6672 February 28, 2022

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He sucks cock

Man 1: Did you have Ethan eat you out?
Man 2: Totally Man

by A Man Who Has A Name March 4, 2022

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A muscular douche who strikes out with girls. He typically sits on his ass all day and eats jerkey

Come on man don't be an Ethan

by Reece wood July 8, 2017

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a guy named ethan is a special kind of crazy when you meet an ethan you think for a second, wtf is he wearing tin foil and singing pumped up kicks. the answer is he just is. ethans are also very good with guns and usually from somewhere in the south where fucking you cousin is normal so give him a break. though you will; be embarrassed to know him at least you will always have fun around him

wow man that dude in the tinfoil hat with the ak47 and pedo smile looks like such an ethan ima get out of here before he offers me some candy.

dude that priest who always has little boys coming over is such an ethan I mean seriously I would back the fuck away from that

by Funfunperson September 2, 2017

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