paint eater

This is a term used to describe someone so dumb that they might as well eat chipped paint from walls.

Can also refer to someone who is dumb enough to huff paint leading to the destruction of thier brain cells which makes them even dumber.
“Hey, what is your little cousing eating. Did you give him crackers

“Nah. The little shit is a paint eater.”

“That explains alot”
by Dedalus Diggle March 30, 2018
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crust eater

The one who eats crust

i.e. pb and J sandwiches, grilled cheese sandwiches, ham and cheese sandwiches, ass, tuna fish sandwiches.
Everyone found out Tina was a crust eater after the annual sandwich-off when she was caught covered naked head to toe in crusts.
by Crunchwaffle April 19, 2017
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flower eater

Some idiot five-year-old who eats flowers and dies
Doctor:sorry but I think your sub will be a flower eater
The mom: oh no Timmy 😭😭😭
by I like flowers 🌸 September 25, 2021
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cornflake eaters

Derogatory name for Perfect Middle class families who all sit together round the breakfast table
“Look at them with their perfect house and clean car and their talented children. What a bunch of cornflake eaters”
by Kdawg73&sexpanther November 01, 2017
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Kilo Eater

A parody of kilometre. A person who in their bid to lose weight takes up jogging and ends up stopping every so often to munch on something from restaurants and food vendors
May: Check out Annie, she hasnt lost any weight since she took up running 2 months ago.
Beth: Not surprised, she is a kilo eater. I have spotted her many times coming out of restaurants munching a doughnut dressed in her truck suit
by Pookie518 March 19, 2013
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crap eater

a type of bug that eats shit in dumps
Johnny: Mommy, I found a crap eater in the garbage can!
Mom: It's called a maggot! You poop head.
by fatchungus123 August 04, 2019
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Heart Eater

A female or male who you are in love with and they pretend to care about you and uses you but then dumps you or hurt you and then act like you’re the one who fucked shit up
She is a heart eater and doesn’t care about me
by Sad15yearold June 10, 2019
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