A condition that can be easily identified by subjects overuse of lol, lmao, rofl, and other variations. As of yet there is no cure.
Person 1: "Lmao, haha, lol, rofl that is soo funny!"
Person 2: "Are you having a seizure?"
Person 1: "No I was diagnosed with Lolz Disease."
Person 2: "Are you having a seizure?"
Person 1: "No I was diagnosed with Lolz Disease."
by Veronica Karella January 5, 2009
Get the Lolz Diseasemug. by your mom May 26, 2003
Get the the zactly diseasemug. Wow, Dwayne is one sick Mo-Fo, that bitch he is fucking is like 89 years old, surely he's got Macrons-disease
by luvbeingrimed June 1, 2018
Get the Macrons-diseasemug. A "woman" who sucks you in and makes you think you're the greatest guy on the planet. BUT once the drippy dick sets in you realize she's got a mattress strapped to her back.
When she's not with you she drops and spreads for any turd.
Side note... she really likes a Cleveland Steamer.
When she's not with you she drops and spreads for any turd.
Side note... she really likes a Cleveland Steamer.
Before A-Train got sucked into the vortex of that diseased whore his friends were able to smack some sense into him.
by Slap2daface September 30, 2011
Get the Diseased Whoremug. The behavioral condition of having one Kawasaki motorcycle, yet desirous of ever increasing numbers of additional motorcycles from Kawasaki.
You own two or three Kawasaki's already. You are at the dealer showroom. Just looking, you say. You have Kawasaki's disease--especially if you purchase another one regardless of your wife.
by twistedtimmy October 20, 2010
Get the Kawasaki's diseasemug. I drank a bottle of vodka last night and don't remember going to the bar. I guess I got a case of Drunkheimer's disease.
by LeoFelda918 January 8, 2014
Get the drunkheimer's diseasemug. A disease in which your cock grows so massive, when someone pulls or grabs your dick it will immediately become erect.
by Chrispy Chicken4000 June 4, 2018
Get the Puldicking Diseasemug.