Stacked like a deers rack

The common female equivalent to “hung like a donkey”

Oh shit Jerry, that shiela is stacked like a deers rack, time to go hunting.

by Urbanfracture January 4, 2018

Deer

THE SCARIEST SHIT ALIVE

the deer just fucked me

by big pooop October 22, 2022

deer brains

this is when your doberman or big dog goes insane. Usually a she, and will amaze you of how stupid she is. She can also cuddle in a weird way, by taking up the whole bed. And slobbers everywhere. And has a dent in there head. Physically and mentally.

" Oh my god what is wrong with your dog?!"
"Don't worry about her, she has deer brains."

by doodle1127 November 28, 2019

Deer

Dumb ass animals that taste hella fucking good and you shot

I got that son of a bitch, who, the fucking deer

by Deer slayer 9000 November 24, 2021

Deer Hunting

The best thing in the world which helps you spend time with family

Me: Excited to go up deer hunting

Friend: Hell yeah bitch.

by no.1 M.I. bball April 9, 2023

opaque deer

An animal, usually portrayed as blocking tweets with its own body, which can turn clear upon call to do so.

I can't see what you're saying! Turn the opaque deer clear!

by rayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 28, 2024

Deer

A rumnant bastard that needs to be killed with a .270 rifle

Cleetus - Hey man, I killed me a deer just the other day!

Clint - was it big?

Cleetus - Yup, got me a big ole buck!

by Wolffur198 February 14, 2023