One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia
by Laurylyn April 29, 2020
Get the Covid prepper mug.The mistaken belief that a sub-microscopic piece of RNA code can be bluffed by representing that you hold a large penis.
Mason openly displayed his AR-15 and hugged his MAGA brothers and sisters in an open display of COVID machismo. Nineteen days later, his mother went to the hospital.
by WildTurkeyNYC May 12, 2020
Get the COVID machismo mug.your shelter in place diy home cafe. started in tennessee with locations in the south and southwest. popular menu items include sweet tea and matt’s 1000.50 dollar bacon. the menu features asian, southern, and mexican cuisine. look for the strategically placed item of interest in each food photo.
by KeekeeN June 6, 2020
Get the covid cafe mug.An ultra exclusive gourmet restaurant chain with origins in Tennessee. Now with franchises in Texas and New Mexico, the Covid Café features a wide variety of foods ranging from southern to asian to latin delicacies. House specialties include; sweet tea, matt’s thousand dollar (and fifty cent) bacon, and unique signature beverages. Face mask optional. Birminham has a children’s menu made by Hudson and Scarlett. Northern California is the Michellin Star ⭐️ awarded location.
by KeekeeN June 6, 2020
Get the Covid Cafe mug.What companies do to lessen overhead even if they were able to be open the entire time. The reasoning sounds good, yet we all know the truth, it's about the almighty dollar this time
Holiday Inn Express in Austintown, Ohio uses the Covid Card to close the pool and hot tub at 9 PM (2 hours earlier) even though nobody will be cleaning it until the AM anyways. Normally when Maintenance comes in at 8.
by mormdavid June 24, 2020
Get the Covid Card mug.Similar to 'crying wolf'....saying you have been exposed to Covid and will have to stay home from work for a couple of weeks.
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Linda: "Did you hear Linsey is 'Crying Covid' and won't be here to work on this big project?
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"
by Debnhim June 29, 2020
Get the Crying Covid mug.1. A period of extreme uncertainty characterized by global public unrest and demonstrations, hyper-partisan acrimony, a health pandemic, economic doldrums, social and cultural upheavals, general unrest, and fear about the future.
2. A period when everyday activities are locked-down, when people must stay six feet away from others (social-distancing), and when the wearing of face masks becomes the norm.
2. A period when everyday activities are locked-down, when people must stay six feet away from others (social-distancing), and when the wearing of face masks becomes the norm.
by m-fun July 3, 2020
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