CONNECT LICK

When a THEFT is connected to a THINK TANK where you are usually because if it was not the effectiveness it would FAIL MISERABLY.

To connect SEXUALLY effectively with your overwhelming SEXUAL PREFERENCE.

Look when they put the APPLE on her head WILLIAM TELL went to work as THE ARCHER and when the arrow flies the LICK takes place but after a little thought you get a CONNECT LICK but the next move for ANAL ALAN is find the right DICK to LIFT AND LICK where the lyrics to this song must be studied in DEPTH , as let's all have fun and for now on give BLOW JOB'S that are SKY HIGH.

OK, John what happens if I tickle the FICK out of you well, I know I would have you in STITCHES laughing and suppose this guy came from LONG ISLAND and shined a LIGHT UP YOUR ASSHOLE looking for CESTODA would it piss you off to have your PET picked on especially if the LITTLE BOYS AND LITTLE GIRLS and BABIES YOU LOVE you CONNECT LICK with a FLESHY RIMJOB so much would definitely OBJECT as you are a nice JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE that makes them happy and they all have pets so they want you to have a pet too.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 16, 2021

Air Force Connection

Used to describe someones bad internet connection. Can be expressed to someone who is actually in the Air Force or just has ass internet.

Friend: Yo im lagging.
Friend 2: You got that air force connection!
Friend: Fuck let me restart my shit.

by Xboxguy343 November 13, 2019

Half-ass connection

when a person in a relation half asses with the other. that person may act like they are interested but in all actuality only want them for sex, vulnerability, money, or to show off but when they don’t get their way there true colors show.

I’m so fucking tired of this half-ass connection with him.

I put in all this effort, attention, and patience just to have a half-ass connection with this nigga, fuck off.

by thatgirlana June 1, 2019

fair connection

The hiring process which certain people have to obtain employment at certain agencies. This connection is usually to management or board members who want to hire their friends instead of promoting their current employees that are over qualified and well-deserved.

Once again the new hire has a "fair connection", thusly they got the open position. FUCKING SUCKS!!!

by Tara April 21, 2005

Connect Four

When two men have anal sex, and the penetrator does deep strokes causing their balls to touch

"My primary care provider told me to rest more, balls touchin when we fuckin that's connect four"-kwite The Backrooms (official lyric video)

by Areisme September 20, 2022

Lobby Connect

to be fired discreetly

Sam "Hey you have a lobby connect meeting tomorrow with the boss man."
Josh "Ugh, thats the third job this month!"

by V0!D May 11, 2020

trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect.

The thing that only shows up "randomly" when people know that the paper you're writing was either due last week or in five minutes. Seriously. someone really hates you and they know how much this makes you go insane. I personally think they're trying to drive you to the point of literally throwing your computer out the window.

Oh, yeah, " trying to connect. to edit offline, sync when you reconnect. " my a$$
or

when some one really, really hates you.

by ummmmmmm..... you? December 10, 2018