Pole Bending

The way strippers get rich

Friend: “How did you afford to buy all of that?”

Stripper: “I’ve been pole bending on the weekends.”

by Lil-sizzle May 20, 2019

bend

bend - to form into a curved shape, up to approx 90° and 1) with your body, I.e. "Jacqui was going to bend over the railing, but wasn't willing to risk the consequences.

2) in a road. "Be careful on Underhill Drive, there's a sharp bend in the road. "
3) other objects can *bend* such as wire, paper clips, etc.
"If you bend my bobbie pin too far, it'll break."

"A tree branch will bend to a certain degree, but will eventually break if too much pressure is applied."

by MaryJane Potter June 8, 2019

Emphysema Bend

The infamous "bend" to a cigarette; typically used by incoherent white trash and scourges.

The hick handed me a cigarette that was bent in 2 different places, it had the emphysema bend.

by brupp December 4, 2017

bending tree

When you bend over a paralyzed girl and cum in her ass.

Me and Diane did a bending tree last night in bed.

by The Real Zoe Smith February 27, 2017

Jenner Bending

1. (verb) When someone actively pursues being someone or something they're not.
2. (verb) The act of being disingenuous.

Enough of the Jenner Bending bruv. Face it, your a white kid from the suburbs. You not allowed to rap.

by TheRealSimonSays April 26, 2016

Backcountry bend over

The act of having sex in the backcountry of any ski resort because waiting is just not an option. It works best over a tree limb that has fallen or a tree truck for support.

My girlfriend and I went for a weekend away for snowboarding, we were able to enjoy the slopes and numerous sex positions including a new one, the backcountry bend over!

by Tricounty18 April 30, 2016

country bend

When I person(usually male) from the country,bends the bill of their hat so it creates a simicircle.

That kid look like he did the country bend one too many times

by Slothguy23 January 23, 2018