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Atheist

An Atheist is a narrow minded and ignorant person who doesn't believe in the existence of god. A person who lacks depth, intelligence and spiritual nourishment to ever wonder what rattled the secrets of the cosmos? As Stephen Hawking once stated "What was god doing before the divine creation? Was he preparing hell for people who asked

such questions?"
Although the 'Supposed Universe' produced pseudo-intellectuals like Hawking, Darwin and other relevant theorists to our modern age, one does wonder how such theorists rejected the existence of god and revolutionised the idea of a 'BIG BANG'. The belief that somehow the universe created fundamental particles that coerced and established the solar system.

Since Atheists encourage intellectual questioning, I myself pose a question of mine. What created and allowed those particles to establish a 'BIG BANG?'

'NO ENTITY,' or perhaps 'SCIENCE?'
The Darwinian theory of evolution merely states that humans are animals who evolved from the human like ancestors, the monkey.

Stephen Hawking, a theoretical astrophysicist, cosmologist, author and head of Cosmology at the University of

Cambridge, spent his lifetime investigating the creation of the universe, questioning the existence of god and higher power. His soul was taken at the All-Mighty's will, and that is one secret of the universe that Hawking or the likes will never be able to unravel.

An atheist is ignorant, arrogant, self absorbed simpleton. Dr Darrel Ray, a psychologist and author of the 'God Virus', states that morality isn't taught in religious books such as the Bible, Quran, Tawarah , the book of Mormons etc, and if that was true then we should be living in a trouble free society where crime is not prevalent. He also states to live in peace and harmony, one must separate religion from morality and one must adhere to a code of morality that western society has developed.
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Internet Atheist

Users of the internet that are known for their Militant Atheism. Usually commenters on Youtube and /atheist/ Reddit, Internet Atheists will attack virtually anything related to religion. Hilariously enough, they are generally just as dogmatic as the religious.

Internet Atheists cannot come to terms with the fact that the claim of the nonexistence of deities is a belief. Instead, Internet Atheists claim that atheism is a lack of belief (which is actually agnosticism). Basically, Internet Atheism are the idiots among atheists.
Internet Atheists are basically an embarrassing piss stain to intelligent atheists.
by Archwisel III March 25, 2013
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internet atheist

Angry atheist who trolls internet sites denouncing God, Christians and religion; Atheist internet troll who demonstrates a basic ignorance of reason; Atheist internet troll who is ignorant of science and logic while claiming strong adherence to the same; Atheist who contradicts themselves through poor reasoning, especially one who exhibits hypocrisy.
Rational people understand that the claim "There are no absolutes" is a self-defeating statement. Internet atheists? Not so much.
by roaddebris August 23, 2012
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Fundie Atheist

Similar to a fundie christian, but instead of being a bible thumper who has a belief in God, is an atheist thumper who forces everyone around him/her to believe that God/Jesus/Satan/Heaven/Hell does not exist like he/she does, and that anyone who doesn't agree with his/her strict world view is comparable to a mentally challenged or psycholigically unbalanced person.
Fundie Atheist: Where are you going?

Christian: I'm going to church.

Fundie Atheist: Oh, going to listen to people preach how gays are evil, and that science is witchcraft?

Christian: No, I'm going to listen to people preach on how to be a kinder, more compassionate person, sing some lovely hymns, clap along, and then help with the charity drive for homeless people in third world countries.

Fundie Atheist: Open your eyes! God ain't real! It's all a crock of crap! Fairytales! It's a cult! Church teaches people nothing except how to hate and hurt others different from them!

Christian: Actually some of our congregation members are gay, and our charity drives are for helping people in need.

Fundie Atheist: You're still hurting people!

Christian: *rolls eyes* Look, believe or disbelieve whatever you want ok? But don't force your own world view down my throat ok? If you want to come and see for yourself, you are most welcome. Otherwise don't get on my case, please? Good day.

Fundie Atheist: Cult follower!

Christian: Get a life and a therapist, wacko.
by Gothicsnake December 22, 2012
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Airport Atheist

A term in which an andividual is an atheist except in life threating scenarios.
Has the same definition as "There are no atheists in foxholes"
Is the belief that one that is usually not religious, will in extreme fear pray or hope for a higher being to look over them.
While in flight the plane has extreme turbulence, one that normally does not believe in God will pray for their life.
They would be considered an Airport Atheist.
by JBray March 8, 2013
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agnostic atheist

A person who holds the view that the existence of a deity cannot be proven nor disproven, but personally leans towards the idea of there not being one. In this case, agnostic is an adjective. "Atheist" has to do with belief, and "agnostic" has to do with knowledge. Two completely different animals, but can be applied to each other. Basically, a person who doesn't know and doesn't believe.
Guy: So what are your religious views?
Agnostic atheist: I'm an agnostic.
Guy: So you're just a pussy atheist?
Agnostic atheist: No, you idiot. I'm an atheist, too. I'm an atheistic agnostic, or an agnostic atheist.
Guy: Huh??
by Mswordx23 November 22, 2009
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Anime Atheist

Huge fucking unemployed virgin who has a galaxy AoT backpack, watches Hololive, and sucks toes
“God Anime Atheist is such a shit owner”

“Fr that dude needs to stop watching V-Tubers and get a job
by Colossal Titan May 23, 2021
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