cum

the kind of shit that comes out of your dingus when youre a horny bastard

jake: *searches for handjob, blowjob, cum and masturbation*
7 minutes later: AUGHHHHHHHHHH I JUST CUMMED ALL OVER MY CHAIR~~

by radius97 March 3, 2023

Cum

That shit come out of yo dick dick or pussy dumb shit

OH SHIT I AM CUMMING

by Iwanttocum September 17, 2021

Cum

liquid babies

John: Dude, Im literally about to cum inside of you.

Abby:NO PLEASE! I DONT WANT KIDS!

by shdhsjs August 21, 2021

cum

not sure but your mom seems to enjoy it

Look, we both knew this was gonna happen at some point. Your mom was gonna be the tip of my cum joke at some point and you fell for it, now quit looking up all your fetishes that no one knows about and get back to focusing on your senior thesis.

by some_corvette March 22, 2022

cum

penis milk

Person 1: "Did you cum?"
Person 2: "Yes, I did create penis milk"

by Cumlord of Jesus December 7, 2020

cum

The white stuff that comes out of a peins.

You:Mum! White stuff is coming out of my penis!
Mum:That's cum son!

by FatUglyWhiteChick December 9, 2020

CUM

Canada + United States of America + Mexico

Cum together

by cumrude March 4, 2022