Beat Thing

Often used between teenage male friend groups. Slang for someone who’s “ugly” or not desirable. Not worth it. Can also be called “Beat ting”, often used by boys when describing girls they don’t find attractive. Would not date or hu with unless really desperate. Could be used when describing someone really rude or obnoxious.

“She’s a beat thing”

by Facts🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ January 24, 2019

beat the cock

masturbation in slang

Hey dude when i get home im gonna beat the cock

by Marioreyiz August 24, 2011

The Beats Pill

A double ended vibrating dildo

Martha and Sadie bought The Beats Pill because they're butterfaces but like to be penetrated while music is playing

by Dothejohnwall January 6, 2015

N-Beat

A slang term for a song of hip-hop/rap descent loaded with profanity, and whose lyrical content is largely ignorant.

Mike, are you allowed to listen to N-beats with toddlers around?

by Badejones September 30, 2008

Respect the Beat

When a song's lyrics/voice of the rapper is simply terrible, out of timing or just plain off and the beat is ill/sick/funky fresh. This phrase is commonly used when shitty mainstream rappers go on expensive beats and that shits wack

Ignorant Male: 0mgzzzzzzzz th1s w33zy s0ng iz fr3shhhh he da best rappah aliiiive!

Me: No he's fucking not "i have 10 bathrooms i can shit all day" is not a clever lyric, its just fucking stupid.

Ignorant Male: ight your right.....but you gotta Respect the Beat that shits nice.

Me: respect, respect

by ConsciousRap March 9, 2010

Urban Beats

Beats fron a urban area like Hip-hop and rap

White kid: "Can you turn down them Urban Beats?"
Black chick: "Nu-uh boy! you better not be givin me lip!"

by FreedomfighterMN January 5, 2010

Beat Conductor

The person in charge of delivering fierce beats (aka music) during late night assemblies of party people at clandestine events. These people are usually high on drugs and engaged in "cracktivities" while the Beat Conductor commands the beats to be "fierce."

The usual suspects were hanging out at Maverick's house for afterhours when DeeJay Ferosh's roll kicked in and he grabbed a handful of disco sticks and played Beat Conductor on the mixing board.

by DeeJay Ferosh February 6, 2009