Once upon a time, in the year 2018 there was an oversized janitor who worked at Morrisons. However, he was not just any janitor, this janitor was named Terence Potter. But, why was he so different to any other janitor you may ask? He had kept a HUGE secret from his family and fellow employees.
For months Terence the fat janitor had been planning to LITERALLY BLOW UP the whole of Morrisons. One day his dreams came true when he planted twelve bombs all around the toilets inside the Morrisons premises.
As he ran out through the fire exit, he spammed the detonate button on his Nintendo switch, and the entire building was obliterated into pieces.He immediately sprinted into his gay blue 2002 ford fiesta and made an extremely quick escape. Nearby cameras from a charity shop across the road caught him in the act as he fled the scene.
To this day, nobody knows what happened to Terence or where he is now. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved.
He is currently on the “most wanted” list in the UK as well as being classed as the “No. 1 terrorist” in Europe.
…hence the name Terrorance!
For months Terence the fat janitor had been planning to LITERALLY BLOW UP the whole of Morrisons. One day his dreams came true when he planted twelve bombs all around the toilets inside the Morrisons premises.
As he ran out through the fire exit, he spammed the detonate button on his Nintendo switch, and the entire building was obliterated into pieces.He immediately sprinted into his gay blue 2002 ford fiesta and made an extremely quick escape. Nearby cameras from a charity shop across the road caught him in the act as he fled the scene.
To this day, nobody knows what happened to Terence or where he is now. It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved.
He is currently on the “most wanted” list in the UK as well as being classed as the “No. 1 terrorist” in Europe.
…hence the name Terrorance!
by FayTheGoldDigger August 11, 2024
Cyber terrorism is the attack on computers, networks and interconnected infrastructures with intent to intimidate or coerce a national, international, groups of people or organizations in furtherance of political, social or personal objectives.
Cyber terrorism is the attack on computers, networks and interconnected infrastructures with intent to intimidate or coerce a national, international community.
by s j tubrazy May 08, 2015
A person who when terrorism or a natural disaster strikes does not see pain and suffering caused to a city or nation but rather an opportunity, an opportunity for cheap flights and hotel whilst a country mourns the death toll and destruction.
Sarah: “Hi James, heard you’re off on holiday next week, anywhere nice?”
James: “Hell yeah Sarah, there was a crazy bad earthquake that hit Croatia last week, you want to see the bargain I got! A little bit of terrorism tourism never hurt anyone.”
James: “Hell yeah Sarah, there was a crazy bad earthquake that hit Croatia last week, you want to see the bargain I got! A little bit of terrorism tourism never hurt anyone.”
by Simp Sauce November 08, 2023
Slang for weed,cannabis,marijuana whatever you like to call it.
To be used in the same vain of devils lettuce or Mary Jane and other euphemisms. And also works brilliantly as a substitute to refer to synthetic weed.
I coined it, it's up to all of you to use it now 👍
To be used in the same vain of devils lettuce or Mary Jane and other euphemisms. And also works brilliantly as a substitute to refer to synthetic weed.
I coined it, it's up to all of you to use it now 👍
My dealer got me some mad terror turf, I couldn't get off the couch all night.
I'm new to town, can you help me find some terror turf.
I'm new to town, can you help me find some terror turf.
by Constant Rectitude March 05, 2022
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