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teenage identity loophole syndrome

1) The staggering problem in the life of at least a few kids aged 16-18 wherein desires to become a better human being are steadfastly postponed in favor of the perpetual, pleasant nothingness of the life long afforded to them thanks to their parents' hard work

2) Encountered in between childhood and adulthood; affecting middle/upper class teenagers who enjoy the coziness and instant gratification of their good old childhood lives but fail to address their future - inevitably stalling the progress of their adult lives for the worse.
Kid with raging case of teenage identity loophole syndrome:

"College is on the horizon, and I could be making money for myself right now, but I'm gonna go ahead and dedicate this morning...(stretches)... to the couch, the TV, the computer, and the almighty pop-tarts in the freezer. Ouch, why's my mind sending me a pain signal?"

NOTE: TILS is extremely harmful and worth fighting
by McGruger October 8, 2008
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tiernan

equates to the miniature of diablo.

means 'little tyrant'
in soviet russia, yacos tiernan you!
by smithsmith June 15, 2008
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Teenage Grundle

The act of the male partner, inserting his testicles into the female partner's Vagina. Once this has been done, both partners masturbate until ejaculation commences.
"Hey Brian, i think Jill and I are going to do the Teenage Grundle tonight!"
by Fibulator December 12, 2007
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terna

Terna. A boy that is usually caring and has the charm to attract girls. He is a good best friend and can be trusted
Terna is a humble boy
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Teenager

Some of the most annoying, stupid, insufferable people I will ever know. I know this because I'm one of them.

Gay is the only adjective they know and they go around constantly doing the stupidest things.

Of course, we aren't all like this. A select few actually have some rational thinking skills. Unfortunately, a few bad eggs spoils the batch, as the saying goes.
by Chowder183 October 7, 2012
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Teenage girl

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Depressed

Most of us are bullied or have family problems so we want to die.. Just my pov
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teenagers

The people who single handedly ruined the internet.
Thanks for fuckin' up one the greatest things on earth, stupid ass teenagers.
by OMG wtf lol pwned bitch May 13, 2006
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