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ukrainian swan dive

landing on a lit firecracker as for it to become stuck in your rectum.
Man, I saw Emma doing a ukrainian swan dive last night and let me just say, the hospital visit was so worth it.
by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018
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Obi-Swan Kenobi

Acronym of “Only Best In Stat Wars And Nothing Kriffing Else, NObody Bashing It
“I can’t stand The Last Jedi. Disney and Ruin have killed Star Wars”

“Obi-Swan Kenobi. We can’t be friends anymore buddy. You are one of those toxics always just trying to kill everyones buzz.”
by Jamjarito January 13, 2019
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Morning Dawn Swan

(1) A person who is energized happy and motivated when waking up in the morning

(2) a person who botches a pool dive
Honey today you're all Pepe and jumpy like a morning dawn Swan
by EmJayee January 25, 2019
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Swan dive

To quickly duck out of a situation or place for a brief refreshment without being noticed by local authorities
by zigmanfroid February 8, 2019
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Strangle a swan

Yo masturbate, jerk off, or choke the chicken. But in a way where it is less dirty and more about that special alone time....
Last night I saw this great video on pornhub and then proceeded to Strangle a swan
by EffectiveElm413 May 22, 2018
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Swan

A girl with the most beautiful smile and someone you'd want to spend the rest of you life with
She is my swan.
by boppoboppo August 12, 2022
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Elisha swan

When someone’s call an Elisha swan it means they are shaped like an circular object
Oh she is such a Elisha swan
by Bitchfuckcunt November 20, 2022
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