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hagar swagger

The late night word that iphone uses for another drunk word unknown to the common person...that could mean something such as this:
Bitch, go fuck yourself,you suck,yo momma,pimpin,whore, slobber lick , twss, round round brown brown, cram cram, slam slam, come on!!!!, outrigger, down rigger, side rigger, monday, hot dog, come over, nite nite, and bitch pudding.
Me: hey girl u still up
U: yeah hagar swagger in just a few

Me: come on!
by Bella6969 May 20, 2011
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Swaggerity

Having so much swag that everyone just straight up kneels before you
Dude, he has so much swaggerity, He's like the 21st century Jesus!
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lip swagger

1. (n.) the visually unpleasant wavelike movement created by the upper lip of a person (who can be considered homeless), while speaking, who is toothless in their front upper teeth.

2. (n.) the condition where a person is speaking in comprehensible language while lacking any semblance of coherence in statement.

Note of Particular Importance:
To any of those possibly afflicted by the effects of witnessing any instance of lip swagger, it is conceived to be beneficial to the possibly afflicted to simultaneously attempt motions with one's head of nodding in agreement, casting aloofly, and empathizing negatively, while moving the body in a waltzing pattern, and while mimicing the expression of the associated emotions.
Damnit, man, put some dentures in! You have some serious lip swagger happening right now.


Ken: So what do you think about that?

Jackson: The thought when you happen that has the creation of many justifications which can be populated by our manifested experience of the viability in the present moment is a conundrum of cacophonies in your psychological arena.

Ken: What?!?! That doesn't mean anything! You're just saying words! That's pure lip swagger!
by ssppuunn February 13, 2009
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Shit Swagger

A group of pensioners go into a Zoo with 13 Swag bags and try to steal all the poo.
Mary: Did you get all the swag?
John: Every last shitting bit of it.
Mary: Good Lad, now mount me and ride my crusty anas like a crab!!
What a Shit Swagger
by RyanTheBOMB December 16, 2008
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swagger gagger

Being so sick of this stupid shit that the secret in the closet douche bags use to define themselves; ie swag, is so over used and pointless that every time the word swag is used, you gag a little bit (or a lot! )
Douche bag: "Yo bro, I got my swag on!"

Poor innocent bystanders trying to deal with their swagger gagger up-chuck: "GAGG"
by sosickofthestupid! February 5, 2014
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swaggers dozen

A numerical amount to describe an abundance of swag.
"Yo how much swag do you got?"
"A swaggers dozen"
swag swagger fuck boy
by archie69 May 4, 2015
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swagger

Swagger is that confidence combined with charisma that you have about yourself. It is that cool and calm way you carry and present yourself that attracts those who otherwise would not be attracted to you; both men and women.
Wow!!!! John has that special swagger about him when meeting people.
by Wesjo November 22, 2016
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