Life.

1. The last place you see.
2. The first place you see.
3. It sucks.

"But life will get better. Don't worry. This is life."

by Hey! Life is meh. March 15, 2021

life

a meaning less void of infinite nothing

Literally Everyone: I Hate My Life

by i am myself March 27, 2020

Life

A Cereal

John: Hey! What Are You Eating?
Alex: Oh, A Box Of Life Cereal
John: Ok

by Random Person On UD November 27, 2021

Life

What I’m tired of

Me : man im tired of life

by Xx_Vista08_why August 1, 2022

life

in between birth and death

I am living my life

by 1drox January 28, 2015

a life

something people (like angry family members, meanies, poo-poo heads) tell us all to get, but never tell us where...

P1: "get a life"
P2: "where?"

by the milk your dad left you for May 25, 2023

Life

The long, painful process of dealing with other peoples' insecurities about their existence.

Generally human insecurity is brought on by three things; for men, it's sexual urges, for women, beauty and access and survival; then there's money, and then there's social approval. Combine all of these three together and you get people who are very insecure, full of shit, at each other's throats, but in complete denial of this most of the time - because ironically you lose social status / money if you talk about reality. Deep down everyone knows life is meaningless, that there is no love, and it's a struggle to survive, so they compensate with all kinds of horrible behavior and cognitive dissonance. That's why life's a joke. It's just society built on top of biological reality and harsh truths about survival, and when it comes to survival, everything is fair game.

by CutiePatootiePie July 19, 2020