suburbanite

A person who lives a fabulous life in the suburbs and refuses to live in the city is referred to as a suburbanite. A suburbanite lives a glamourous life in the burbs, not having to worry about being robbed at gun point, stabbed, shot or being approached by homeless people. Suburbanite refers to someone living the life of luxury in the perfect suburbs.

Olivia: "Oh, where are you from?"
LaQuisha the city slicker: "I'm from Toronto, you?"
Olivia: "Ohh, thats nice ... I'm a suburbanite"
LaQuisha the city slicker: "A what?"
Olivia: "Sub-ur-ban-ite. It means I'm living the life in the suburbs"

by suburbanite,duh March 4, 2013

Suburban Mercenaries

Group of individuals who are compensated under contract to use methods of persuation and "freedom fighting" tactics to further the clients cause.
Likes include cookies and shopping cart porn.

Dislikes include the French, Clear Channel and tapioca.

Those rotten Suburban Mercenaries have once again foiled our video rental ways with their mystery egg hunt.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

Subortion

The act of making something or someone less then what it previously was.

When I broke that kid's arm I suborted him.

I subort myself when I sing, because my voice is horrible.

That guy loves preforming subortion, it makes him feel like a man.

by W4R7H0G November 28, 2009

suburban dictionary

The "suburbanite" dictionary. It consists of no slang or profanities and it is all out proper.

by mademoiselle September 23, 2003

Jesus of Suburbia

Something that is mentioned a million times that we have no idea what the hell it means in Green Day's new album American Idiot

"You're not the Jesus of Suburbia/the St. Jimmy is a figment of your fathers rage and your mothers love"

by SRL September 26, 2004

Suburbankat

a hip kat from the greater north eastern area of the US, most likely a suburban area. generally logical down to earth and easy to talk to girl.

damn shes a crazy but coo suburbankat

by bob March 11, 2005

Suburb boy

A very edgy thot or faggot that attempts to appear superior to others while they really are losers. (Do not have to live in the suburbs)

John: lol you suck at this game!
Bob: go lick a window Suburb boy

by Kimjimmyun December 9, 2018