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Stringy Cheese Surprise

When you masturbate continuously and your semen turns into a stringy cheese surprise.
"I had a stringy cheese surprise last night."
by hillbillyhickfuck April 13, 2015
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String Bass

The underrated instrument in an orchestra. A string bass is the largest instrument in an orchestra, and has the lowest notes, and is the quietest instrument. In ascending order, the bass has the E string, A string, D, string, and G string. The bass’s purpose in an orchestra is to keep a tempo usually for other instruments in the orchestra. Basses don’t always do this, they can have the melody, it’s just not so common. It’s also not an easy instrument to play, it’s quite difficult. It’s still a wonderful instrument to play that can create beautiful music. The orchestra also depends on the bass to be on the beat to keep the other instruments in sync with each other, and to be in tune. The bass is really an important instrument. Don’t give bass players any crap, it can really get to them sometimes. They’re important!
Person A: What’s that big instrument in the back of the orchestra?

Person B: Oh! That’s a string bass!

Person A: It doesn’t do much.

Person B: Well, actually, it does. You may not be able to hear it too well, but the bass is keeping the rest of the orchestra on the beat and in tune!

Person A: Wow, it sounds like the orchestra really relies on the bass a lot.

Person B: They do, but they don’t like to admit it. They just give them a lot of crap.

Person A: Wow. They shouldn’t do that.

Person B: IKR!
by Just writing definitions August 18, 2019
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whittle springs

when your ass perspires after long erotic anal intercourse sessions.
after mary had long erotic anal intercourse she experienced whittle springs.
by tickaya May 23, 2006
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Beersheba Springs

a small mountain town in Tennessee, near Monteagle. It has historical significance, being the oldest historical resort in Tennessee. The houses were built in the 1860s after Beersheba Cain walked up the mountain from McMinnville, and found a "healing" spring.
Beersheba Springs is amazingly beautiful and the people are nice
by papelr April 4, 2011
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j-string

Johnny's j-string cradled his crotch in the shape pf a J
by Hshveb August 9, 2016
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Six String God

by JK. Osbourne November 6, 2016
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shoe-string budget

the meager leftovers of a person min wage salary after necessities have been paid for.
stop taking out so much useless credit card debt; your shoe-string budget will probably increase by a considerable amount
by Sexydimma January 5, 2017
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