Phantom Step

When you your walking in the dark or preoccupied with your mobile phone/psp/ipod etc. etc. whilst on the stairs and then you get to the top step and totally freakout when you go to step on the next step and there isn't one there and you proceed to have a mini heart-attack and then you realize everything is ok.

*ring ring*
Jim: Oh hey man.
Ron: Hey wanna grab a beer later?
Jim: Yeah sounds good.
Ron: Ok I'm on my way to the car. I'll be over there in abo- aughhhhh.
Jim: Ron?! RON!?!?
Ron: Oh my sweet Jesus *sob*
Jim: Dude what's wrong?!?!
Ron: Oh never mind I was just walking up the stairs and there was a phantom step. No biggie.
Jim: Screw you.
*click*

by Sir Timothy Longcockathong February 13, 2009

Door-Stepping

To force entry and assault.

Someone should think about door-stepping that low-life.

by LastRationale September 29, 2018

Step 13

In 12-step fellowships, such as AA, 'step 13' is an informal way of refering to having sexual relationships with someone of the group

Joe: I just did Step 13 with Mary
Mike: Wait, I thought it was twelve steps?
Joe: I don't think you realize what the 13th step is...

by Phoenix732 March 12, 2017

air step

When you think there is another step but there isnt and you end up stomping on the ground.

I stepped on an air step amd dropped my books!

by ryanthek1d2 December 23, 2014

Step mother

Step mother Are womans who can be a mother to a another child she didnt gave birth to and has to take care and sometimes be rude as hell

Child : GET AWAY FROM ME STEP MOTHER WHY ARE YOU TAKING MY LAPTOP AWAY

Step mother : I DO NOT CARE CHILD YOUR PUNISHED AND GROUNDED FOR A MONTH

by Kickoff2ndOP May 1, 2021

Inquadextal Step

A complicated way of saying piss kink.

“Hey David, I found out my friend has an inquadextal step.”

“Ew… TMI bro.”

by Beckhamdotexe June 6, 2022

Stress Stepping

Repeatedly tripping yourself up about something. Becoming more and more frustrated. Becoming extremely stressed.

That bitch left me with nothing, but I'm not stress stepping to it.

Man, I'm fuckin' broke, but I'm not even stress stepping about it.

by sexy ewok December 27, 2011