squirt

1. a young child

2. to urinate

3. to orgasm (usually for a man and sometimes a woman)

Some arrogant squirt was in the stall squirting.

by The Return of Light Joker August 20, 2010

Squirt!

A term used by girlfriends when joke about a hot guy that makes me them moist that they would squirt for.

Ex:

Amy: Ooh did you see Duke in his khakis?
Amy & Friend Together: SQUIRT!!

by istayfrosty October 12, 2016

swedish squirt

The act of having a girl sit on your face, while you proceed to jerk off and squirt semen onto her back.

Joe gave Sheila a swedish squirt last night.

by Anonymous February 8, 2003

Dominican Squirt Slap

When a man is about to ejaculate he slaps the girl across the face with his penis at the same time he jizzes. Usaully only people good at baseball will suceed.

"I Dominican Squirt Slapped Jessica so hard last night" ~Roberto
"I cant im black and dont play baseball" ~Lafondais

by JoeDidlly November 2, 2011

Regurgitated Pussy Squirt

A matter of vagina mess that is vomited when a person (male or female...who gives a shit) consumes it.

Or just some dickless fuckface.

1) Ugh, this regurgitated pussy squirt is really leaving an aftertaste.

2) Wow, shut the fuck up you regurgitated pussy squirt.

by I rule so much ass. March 3, 2005

squirt

when a female exerts her cum into a males cock. this however can cause people to get MORE horny. i do not recommend this to kids under the age of..............SQUIRTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh yeah right there........... enjoy squirting but be careful because this can cause unstoppable squirting...........

(squirt) squirting....

by achmed911 October 23, 2011

fiery squirt

Masterbating while taking a shit, and or having a climax at the same time as poop comes out of your ass.

I thought of your mom when i was pooping and fiery squirted

by Jared and the Boys July 7, 2011