Squish Mitten

A smoke-bench-dwelling, man-whoring slut with low self-esteem and a neverending supply of cigarettes

This is Squish Mitten, my retarded cousin.

by Xeppo May 29, 2007

squish

a girl who is a complete city whore scene bitch who thinks she is the top of the shit! Who knows everyone but is not known by anybody else. She is a poser and should get a fucking life.

Manone: Far out i hate hannah!
Mantwo: Yeah she is such a Squish!

by SOFAR2 August 25, 2009

Squish

Fruit cordial or 'squash'

I'm rather thirsty, may I have a glass of squish?

by anodenzyme August 19, 2006

squish

-to have sexual intercourse with; to fuck
-more effective when used sexually, but can be used for emphasis

We squished last night!
I squished him so hard that he pooped his pants.
Squish you!
Shut the squish

by privacykingdoms June 30, 2015

squish

to FUCK uncontrollably.

eh! carne da vaca, wanna squish?

by carne do porco April 23, 2009

squish

A word used for any moment of the day, at any time, in any way.

clicks the enter key,"squish."

by Maryanne E. M. July 9, 2004

squashy as

Someone who goes by the name of Spandex.

Don't worry spandex! Ex lax will keep this a secret...

"I ain't no squashy as! You be a squashy as!"

by Squashy As April 6, 2008