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monkey split

Damn, that monkey split's tight!
by jew-who wit a little rum March 4, 2009
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Split and Tickle

A technique used for sexually stimulating a woman that almost always results in an orgasm. The index and ring fingers are used to separate the labia, split, while the middle finger is used to stimulate the clitoris, tickle.
Guy1: Did you hook up with that girl last night?

Guy 2:You know it, she was going nuts when i gave her the old split and tickle.
by TheKiddIV March 25, 2010
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urinal-splits

The wide-based stance men must take at a urinal to avoid splashback, sprinkle-toes, or a pool of urine on the floor.
In an effort to stay dry, I did urinal-splits and pulled my groin.
by VictorDSpoils October 11, 2009
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split-typing

text that could make no sense due to the OP multi-tasking, or stopping during typing, and coming back to finish. Split-typing may contain errors such as wrong tenses, missing words, or duplicate words.
OP: Who are is this?
someone else: You were split-typing, weren't you?
OP: Yeah, I had to order pizza
by Jetlift239 December 28, 2010
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split poo

A drunk bitch shits in a tub with a g string on .
Did she just split poo all over herself ? Gross !!!!
by Omg that girl January 28, 2014
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wickedly split

by cowboycj February 11, 2014
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Split the fur

When you're gonna eat hairy pussy, you use your thumb and index finger to open up her pussy lips to avoid hair on your face
Hey dude did you end up fucking that lil slut candy?
Yea, but before I piped her, I had to eat her out. She has a hairy pussy, so I had to split the fur.
by ern_dogg 232 v6 September 17, 2015
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