Shit Split

When two people shot gun a single beer, two holes in one beer.

Yo man, my boyfriend and gay best friend just shit split that last beer. It was something to behold!

by JanusAnalprobe May 6, 2011

splitting shit

To perform a pointless task or action.

"Reasoning with him is just splitting shit! "

by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017

wickedly split

When something is awesome or amazing

That is wickedly split man

by cowboycj February 11, 2014

Split Shift

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.

I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.

by Molly the Unicorn May 22, 2020

Double Split

When your partner puts hamburger meat, sour cream, and melted cheese on your ass cheeks, spreads them, and scoops them out.

Last night I had a dream that my boyfriend double split me

by Bees Knees69 January 8, 2022

split merk

Split merk is when a woman has a vagina that you can park a car in and still have room for other activities

She was a proper split merk

by pigslips October 17, 2013

Splitting Glass

Splitting crystal meth

Hey Jamal, Im going to be splitting glass if you want to join

by Idiotic July 27, 2013