no speak americano

Used by stupid italians, when they actually mean to say "I don't speak english".

-"Excuse me, how can I get to the Colosseum?"
-"Perdono, io no speak americano"
-(rolling eyes, straight face)

by TenHands February 18, 2011

wank-speak

The use of text/msn language in speech. Amazingly infuriating to people who never do it. Dangerously contagious. Does not go down well in job interviews, essays (except those on the decline of the english language), speeches and other activities associated with importance. Mostly used by wankers and pretenshioush ironic wankers (by the way, I only spelled it wrong on purpose to make you feel better), hence the name, wank-speech.

1. Billy "Your mum will be another notch on my bedpost, LOL!!!!"
Jim "You are an utter cock, Billy"

2. Billy "So what's the matter?"
Jim "Everybody hates you. What do you say to that?"
Billy "asdf..."

3. Jim "I ate your pie."
Billy "WTF Jim?!"

4. Jim "Do you think you're cool? You're not."
Billy "STFU Jim!"

5. Jim "If you are too busy to use actual words when you speak you should consider giving up on speech altogether you wanker. Save your wank-speak for msn. Especially megalolz."

by Fox JK January 9, 2009

Think Before You Speak

An organization that is fighting a losing battle and only succeeding at acquiring teens who want to take a stand against something to feel good about themselves and annoying the rest of the people that know that the majority of homosexuals in the USA don't get offended when people say "that's gay" and even say it themselves.

Think Before You Speak is speaking out against another person saying "that's gay." They should realize that it's much easier and less annoying for everyone else to let the meaning of a word change and its stigma go away than it is to try to get the enormous number of people who speak English to stop saying it by trying to create stigma.

by Logophilia March 31, 2011

Chat speak

Chat speak is a commonly used way of talking in chat rooms or on AIM. It includes Rofl (rolling on the floor laughing), Lol (laugh out loud), Lmao (laughing my ass off), and many others. Some people get this form of internet language confused with another. This one is called 1337 (leet). Chat speak can also be used as one sentence, such as Asl (age, sex, location.) Many people may use little or no punctuation and may not capitalize their words. They tend to spell words incorrectly and not bother changing them.

User 1: yea ten i was like ur a fat fase
User 2: ROFL oic idc how u did it im glad u beat him up he was lyk soooo annoying
User 3: idk he was lyk kinda cute rite i no im lyk omg im kra z chat speak is sooooo kool
User 2: gtg, brb somtime tat old mom wants me
User 3: bi!!!
User 1: dont forgit we cyber

by Leia Hall November 17, 2006

taco speak

A dialect of Latino Spanish used by Beaners who are too lazy to learn english. In essence, it is the ebonics of the Spanish Language.

Taco speak is when a beaner says "Holale` holmes, que pasa vato?" instead of "Good day sir, how are you?"

by Taro Yamada May 2, 2007

speach-amphetimine

When you injest a plentiful amount of meth that your speach becomes a bunch of shit no one can understand, a lick of "i dunno what the fuck i am trying to say" or what you are trying to say or speach. That is a speach-amphetimine.

Say you got that thingaslkjdnasfkjgn truck iddooo too much method of me head what did you say? Sorry you could not undersand what i said ....cuz I have a speach-amphetimine.

by jgiddy99 November 20, 2007

spadangle

To jump into or out of a moving car, usually done at relatively slow speeds.

Yesterday I spadangled in the parking after school to make myself look heroic.

by AlanMansoor April 12, 2008