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separate sandboxes 

A term to be used when two people are fighting, oftentimes like children, and there arises a need for them to calm down and shut up. The term comes from the notion of "time out," such as putting two bickering kids on the playground in two different sandboxes to avoid them fighting any longer.
College Student A: "You can't tell me what to do!"
College Student B: "You're being an asshole!"
Sensible Party: "Separate sandboxes, you two!"
separate sandboxes by lemurrs August 25, 2013

searching for truffles 

The act of oral sex which inevitably leads to the sound a swine might make whilst foraging for fungi
Girls love it when guys go searching for truffles in their never regions

Search google or type a URL 

being bored enough that you feel like there is nothing to do so you search (search google or type a URL)
You feel like you about to die of boredom so you search (search google or type a URL)
Billy-"hey tom i'm bored wanna hang."
Tom-"have you searched (search google or type a URL)."
Billy-"no why."
Tom-"you ain't that bored bro."

Search Google or type a URL 

This is definetly a clear sign that your super bored and don't know what to do with life anymore.
So I'm so bored that I typed Search Google or type a URL. Your really bored and telling the truth if you type this.

Alex: I'm bored.
Me: type "Search Google or type a URL".
Alex: Umm... what?
Me: Be quiet your not bored.

Internet Search Psychosis 

ISS - Internet Search Psychosis

Fundamental derangement of the mind characterized by defective or lost contact with reality especially as evidenced by delusions, hallucinations, and disorganized speech and behavior onset by Internet searching. Subject will conclude search results and the people, places and things within the results are linked. While in reality these findings are largely due to coincidences, not to be confused with coincidencialism

β€œIt says Nancy Smith is 35 years old from California, it must be my long lost aunt Nancy Smith.”
He must have Internet Search Psychosis, he thinks every time someone says his name on Twitter that they're speaking to him directly.
Internet Search Psychosis by Q. Seyes September 16, 2011

Industrial Shear 

Wow, I couldn't get any sleep last night, the bull dikes upstairs were really working that industrial shear
Industrial Shear by mong005e November 13, 2011