Socialista 

Socialista is a form of hipsterism but not exactly. A socialista is defined as a person whose educated, well read, goes to the artsy events, is not defined but a certain scene because a socialista is the scene BUT, remains down to earth. A socialista is always invited to social events and must speak, meet and usually knows everyone at the party. An individual who gets attention most of the time and who you have to bang at least once in your life. Someone whose always texting even when in a club because they are just that popular, and lets not forget those 500++ people on their msn; they don’t really do facebook because it’s vintage and they always come up with new intriguing words. A socialista is someone with a brain, you can talk to, trust, but that likes to gossip nonetheless because it’s human nature. It’s a parallel between a hipster and a social whore, with a mix of spice and class.

Oh look at that guy with his blackberry, what a socialista!!

Socialista by Greekster December 22, 2008

socialist mop 

An metaphorical implement by which Democrats clean up messes left by Republicans. Compare and contrast with the actual mop apparently used to clean up "messes" left by Democrats; that is, the ones that weren't left to crust over on some blue dress.

Whiny Republican as interpreted by President Barrack Obama:

"You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop."

socialist mop by JTK4 October 19, 2009

serialism 

By the Late Romantic period music had become so bad and so long that it was decided it was no longer to be left in the hands of people (prone to emotional outburst roughly akin to public masturbation), and the responsibility was to be passed to maths. This was because numbers don’t have feelings and are less likely to harbor delusions of grandeur.

"I just heard Gurre-Lieder, What the f*ck was that? That's a year of my life I'll never see again. Perhaps serialism will be shorter and make more sence"

serialism by kiss my leitmotif May 15, 2009

socialist 

A socialist, in democratic, capitalistic, western countries, is a person who was, more often than not, raised in a white, middle class family and adopts a socialistic political world view to vent the guilt felt by such an upbringing. This cathartic measure is a form of psychological flagellation and an attempt to identify with poorer people and countries. The socialist realizes that the hand they were dealt was not contingent on there being "special" but lucky.

The socialist then projects their insecurity's on the great
"father figure" of the USA. In doing so they concentrate there hatred of America by villainizing and inventing "facts" and "events" while ignoring real problems outside of there scope of focus, revealing there motives to be far from objective.

The socialist will spend endless time, money and effort
protesting tedious trivialities about the USA, such as trade laws or political meetings, and conveniently ignore tragedies occurring as they protest, such as massacres in Africa promoted by Muslims and Despots, or vicious sectarian rivalries across the Middle East.
The socialist ignores these nasty facts about the world because they were not, in some way, connected to the USA.

The lack of any real connection to their “pet issues” and the USA does not always stop their wonderfully specious logic from drawing a connection. This also extends their putting a spin on historical events, or a complete revision of history itself. A good example of the above is the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, now, it appears, that this was an act of terrorism and imperialism, rather than an ugly act of a very ugly war.

Socialists middle class, self loathing.

socialist by TedWhite July 30, 2008

Socialize the dog 

1.Using your untrained dog as an excuse to meet women

2.Taking your untrained dog to a park as a means to meet underage girls

Mike: Did you hear? SLaDe was arrested when he tried to socialize the dog!

John: Oh man, I had no idea he was such a sick bastard.

Socialize the dog by teach187 January 11, 2008

champagne socialist

A champagne socialist is someone who talks about and identifies themselves as being someone on the left wing, for example a socialist or communist, but lives a life of indulgence in extremely trivial and material things.

AOC partying with the elite at the met gala is the perfect example of what a champagne socialist she is.

champagne socialist by Grgrman May 1, 2022

socialist 

The "nice word" for "communism." While socialists claim to believe in nationalized health care and education, they don't usually realize that nationalized programs for these things, unfortunately, usually suck ass.

I'd rather pay $100,000 for cancer treatment than die while waiting 7 months to see a FREE specialist!

The post office takes a week to return my calls. My State university takes 2 weeks to return my calls. I have to wait 2 hours for counter service at the Department of Transportation.

I can only imagine how long I would have to wait for government health care that socialists think is a great idea.

Will the clinics be closed on Columbus Day too?

socialist by Bluesgirl November 23, 2006