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Smoothed Together 

Verb, Adverb, Noun. Smoothd tuh-geth -er , First known origin was the DC area before being used in Wayne County Michigan.

1. The absence of movement or life.
2. A Peace or Calm after a slow or sudden event.
3. When Something, Someone, event, or plan works with ease.
-That punch connected bro. He got smoothed together in the third round!

-Person 1 What happened to her at the party, too many drinks?

-Person 2 "Idk, but she got smoothed together! She couldn't stand!"

-Homicides went up in the city. Cats are getting smoothed together.

-Person 1 What's the plan later, do we have tickets?

-Person 2 "Already got tickets! We smoothed together!"
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smooth reentry 

1) A man who, after spending an extended period of time in a long term relationship, effectively participates in the modern dating scene without undo difficulties.

2) A space vessel entering the atmosphere with only a moderate amount of turbulence.
Bubba: Dude! Check out the arm candy on Bob! How'd he manage that? That guy hasn't dated since Bruce Willis had hair!

Jack: I see bro. That's a smooth reentry right there.

Smooth Hump

A rhythmic, caressing, up and down motion.
I feel better than ever after that smooth hump session!
Smooth Hump by Fuzzy Pete March 5, 2014

Smooth honeys

A groupe of extremely good looking girls.
Jhon is wheeling some smooth honeys.
Smooth honeys by The know October 29, 2014

smooth spoon 

Spooning when too drunk to get hard
He could only smooth spooned me after too many whisky drinks
smooth spoon by Meyerd3 January 9, 2015

smooth hank 

A hanjob with lotion. Any lotion will do preferably fragrance free. ;-)
"Tony's girl was on her period so he had to settle for a smooth hank."

"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."
smooth hank by worm312 July 11, 2016

Smooth Cougar

Khufu called my mom a smooth cougar.
Smooth Cougar by Honeycutt October 6, 2016