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Chocolate smooch

The act of defecating on a woman's labia then providing oral sex
I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches from those lips !
by Dr Dill Doe March 5, 2025
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SSJ Smooching

The direct transferral of one dude’s ding-dong’s pleasure juice into another dude’s wing-wong
Cory and Chad were SSJ Smooching last night, it was highly romantic
by SSJSmoochum April 10, 2025
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SSJ Smooching

An intense sexual act consisting of two men touching penises tip-to-tip - something akin to penis french kissing - where one ejaculates into the other's penis, resulting in an intimate sharing of sexual fluids.
Will and Vegeta would sneak off into the woods and make out in secret. During especially intense sessions, it often result in them SSJ Smooching. It was beautiful
by SSJSmoochum April 14, 2025
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Kooch Smooch

An imprint of the female genitalia left after sitting naked, for example after using talcum powder.
You've left a kooch smooch on that chair!
by Teuchtar73 May 10, 2025
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Doo Doo Smooch

To apply lipstick to your butt hole and give someone a kiss with it usually while they are passed out.
"What girl was kissing my neck last night?" None! You passed out and we doo doo smooched you!
by big bert13 March 1, 2011
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Second Hand Smooching

The act of kissing a girl that has kissed another dude.
by kelby said the n word for me February 4, 2019
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"loose gasket" smooch

Refers to an initially "intact" lip-lock dat gets "popped" when one of da kissers releases a bubble of air dat "breaks da seal" between da face-suckers' lips. A harmless way to "slow things down" a bit if you sense dat said making-out session is becoming too "hot 'n' heavy".
Giving someone a "loose gasket" smooch can be a handy maneuver if you fear dat da other person is getting too "revved up" and thus is likely to want to "proceed to fourth base" too soon. A wise move if either you're not in da mood to spread yer legs or you don't have any condoms handy.
by QuacksO February 12, 2020
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