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Shark Week relationship

A relationship that lasts approximately 1 week, and revolves around shark week, as this is perhaps the only thing these two people have in common. The two were brought together by their love of shark week, spent shark week together in a shark induced state of bliss, but then realized there relationship was doomed to fail when sharks were no longer a large part of their life together.
Kate and Audi had a fulfilling one week relationship, which consisted of watching shark week, making shark based puns, and posting shark themed posts on facebook. Yet when shark week ended there was a deafening silence on either side, as neither knew what, if anything, could fill the void that shark week had left. It was definitely a Shark Week Relationship.
by AUDINASH August 30, 2011
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sarkessianesque

(adjective) deceptive, misrepresented or fraudulent within the field of feminist theory, discourse or on-line activity. synonyms: deceit, graft, hoax, misrepresentation, scam, artifice, barratry, chicane, chicanery, craft, double-dealing, dupery, flimflam, guile, hocus-pocus, hustle, sham, spuriousness, string, bamboozlement, fourberie, hanky-panky, hoodwinking, song and dance, ear-ring model.

Coined from the activity of Anita Sarkeesion, a one time minor celebrity in the field of gaming and entrepreneurship, based upon asking for money and failing to produce the goods. Was last seen on flight to Panama City April circa 2014.
The analysis of Rape Culture, which failed to address prison rape, was noted for it's sarkessianesque rendering of a false reality that erased males and favoured only the female in any and all environments.

A) Hey! You took my car without consent.
B) So What I was having as sarkessianesque moment, so stop oppressing me with your patriarchal attitudes towards property.

She sat smiling, with a decidedly sarkessianesque grin, as she counted her ill gotten gains.
by TickleyQuill March 19, 2014
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smarky

adj. Pompous, arrogant, righteous. Possible etymology: A blend of "smirky" and "smarmy".
What do you mean it's not in the dictionary, you smarky French bastard? Don't give me sass.
by Juliana May 4, 2004
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Smarked

Getting really really high off of your substance of choice, usually cannabis. This word originated in the Facepunch Drug Discussion sub-forum.
Me:Dude, did you see kyle? He was smarked as hell.

Not Me: Yeah man, he faced that 1/4 to himself.
by its shortie April 28, 2012
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mud shark

nasty white girl who ONLY likes traitorous black men
by tboy April 2, 2003
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Shark gang

The kings of MCC and threaten to rape your teddy bear. They are just a bunch of “lit cunts”
Darcy Thomas is the leader of shark gang
by Succ your nan March 14, 2018
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sarkozy

Noun: A minor, benign, self-limiting skin condition of unknown origin (such as a rash, spot or small area of discoloration) that either clears up on its own without treatment, or remains there harmlessly for up to many years.
Plural form: sarkozies

A pseudo-diminutive form of "sarcoma." Named in honor of France's current president, Nicolas Sarkozy.
Example 1:

Nate: "Hey, Bob, you'd better get that spot on your arm checked. It could be something serious."

Bob: "Nah, it's nothin'. The doc said it was nothin' to worry about; it's just a sarkozy. It'll clear up on it's own in a few days.

Example 2:
"The Doctor told me: 'Just about everybody, if they check themselves over carefully, will have some skin thing that could look like it might be serious. Usually, though, those are just sarkozies.'"
by Jherek August 19, 2010
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