social sloth

A social sloth is a person or thing who ignores, or seemingly does not recognize obvious cues given by another participant in a social interaction due to being a bit shy, or concerned about speaking out of turn; one who avoids conversation entirely.

Boy: "What are your plans for this weekend"?
Girl: "I have no plans!"
Boy: "I'm going to a friend's going away party at Yards and that's it."
Girl: "That's so fun! Yeah I'll probably be doing nothing."
12 HOURS LATER
Boy: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Girl: "OH nothing! No plans at all. Just laundry."
Boy: ~social sloth in silence~

by skatetheramp February 6, 2024

sloth fam

A group of friends that don't really do work, they sit around and laugh at one another until a teacher/boss yells at them.

Jack: Hey, do you think they're done yet?
Phil: No, they're the sloth fam, they don't get anything done.

by Abby Kninaka November 12, 2015

sloth nap

Not moving an inch while sleeping >16 hours.

I had a sloth nap.

by plato! August 6, 2024

Sloth

A combination of a Slut and a Thot

She's worse than a Thot she's a Sloth

by EPICDADDY May 22, 2019

Sloth

Only the most beautiful creature in the world

I love sloths!

by MochaTheBunny March 15, 2019

Slothing

Being slow in the sack.

Honey you were really slothing in bed last night!

by McBady June 20, 2014

Sloth broth

When a female sloth reaches its peak orgasm it leaks its distinctive wet clumpy smelling cum

Th sloth dragged herself across the kitchen floor leaving her sloth broth trail for all to see.

by Snappy17 April 24, 2017