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The Sleepy Hand

When the man falls asleep and the woman uses his flaccid and feeble hand to pleasure herself. This is done to achieve the climax that he was sadly, unable to provide.
"How did it go with Blake?"
"It was absolute shit - he came so quick and then fell asleep immediately. I had no choice but the sleepy hand.....at least that worked."
by Duckworth's reason to live August 24, 2019
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Creepy Sleepy

A fictional character who constantly appears in Jack Smiths' creative-writing pieces.
'I saw Creepy Sleepy in my dream, last night!' she exclaimed.
by Spuds987 October 12, 2017
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sleepy weasel

by Mr hollingsworth July 11, 2016
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Sleepy bun

A person who's life is built around their sleep schedule, often missing special and/or important events to catch a few Z's. Named after the sleeping "Bun" sticker on Facebook Messenger by David Lanham.
Jason: "Dude do you know where Tiff is? She's missed like three classes today."
Allen: "Oh haha, she's probably just in bed, she's a sleepy bun"
Jason: "oh true"
by TurtwigVA August 12, 2016
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sleepy bastard

One who thinks they are perfectly rested and ready for another 14 day run but in reality this person needs a loooong nap due to the over use of methamphetamines but refuses. This person continues to parade ariund talking nonsence while constantly knodding off.
Mikelden is one sleepy bastard today, hes not making any sence and His eyes are wide open but hes snoring!
by Jack D.Handles April 1, 2019
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sleepy time swipe

When youre swiping on a dating app at night with low brightness then wake up in the morning and realize your matches not what you thought they looked like.
😜 - “any cute matches on tinder lately?”
🙄- “no theyve all been sleepy time swipes”
by h0tpickluvr September 27, 2023
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Sleepy

Like tired, but for bottoms.
Guy 1: man, its pretty late. I'm feeling a little sleepy
Guy 2: what are you, a bottom? Just say 'tired'.
by AnonymousMark August 27, 2019
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