The most amazing name around. Generally, Simon's are the most amazing people to be with. They are fun and bubbly. They tend to go for angellic people, people named leanne for example.
by QKAngel April 8, 2010
Get the Simon mug.Something sweet that happens, usually out of nowhere. Often the user who says it will move his hands in a vertical motion to accompany the "sirmon."
"Dude, Katy Perry is coming to our dorm room...topless."
"SIRMON!"
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"Dude, I found the entrance to Narnia."
"SIRMON!"
"SIRMON!"
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"Dude, I found the entrance to Narnia."
"SIRMON!"
by Astin December 24, 2008
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When a man is very certain that he's getting a sexual opportunity, but is unable and/or unwilling to wash off his manhood beforehand. His penis is a 'salty simon'.
I hate that she makes me work so hard for a bit of loving. To balance things out a bit, I'm going to present her with a salty simon.
by franc black May 5, 2013
Get the salty simon mug.A cocktail consisting of 1-2 excedrins and a shot of whiskey, usually had during a pre-game before a big night out.
Person #1: Tonight's a big night. We need to start on the right foot.
Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon
Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon
by The Real John Lennon January 30, 2015
Get the Simple Simon mug.'I dont think the Americans should be blamed. I mean they never interfere with others.'
"really?! wat about iraq?? and shit"
'oooooooooh u got simoned'
"really?! wat about iraq?? and shit"
'oooooooooh u got simoned'
by mofobitchass July 7, 2005
Get the simoned mug.Simon is an amazing guy who loves to make people laugh. He's smart, funny, kind, handsome, very athletic, dedicated, a gentleman, and he's SMOKIN HOT. He's every girls dream!!! He always knows how to have a good time and how to lighten the mood. If you get lucky enough to have a Simon in your life, NEVER let him go because there is no doubt he will be the best thing thats ever happened to you!!!!!!!
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