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Sailor's Salute

You must have perfect timing to pull this off. You must wait untill your oppenents head is approximatley 3 in. from your face. Then headbutt them in the forehead/face with your forehead.
I pulled a Sailor's Salute on that bastard in the fight and he went down fast, holding his aching head.
by Nova_gnome February 28, 2009
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conrad the sailor

conrad the sailor is conors secret identity, its true you can see it on the posts down by the river!!!! anyway he sails on a boat haunted by an unfriendly ghost.
mum, im just going sailing
who with????
Conrad the sailor!!!!!!
by Rwolbic May 3, 2005
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shelob

A giant explosion of semen that occurs after you havent ejaculated for a long time: a mega cumshot

Used to describe an unusally large load before or after ejaculation
"After I shelob in my bed, I usually clean up with a dirty beater or sock."

"After I jerked off in the Adirondack's, my sleeping bag looked like Shelob's lair."
by Christopher Finlay June 30, 2007
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Silly Sailor

A man who performs homosexual acts and has a talent for interior decorating.
"He`s a silly sailor." "Good, I need help with my living room".
by Larry McJenkins May 28, 2008
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Shalom

Hebrew: שלום

Hebrew greeting commonly used by Israelis, Jews and Zionists alike.

Means "hello" and is used when meeting and parting.

The common response to "Shalom" is "Shalom shalom".

There are also 2 other greetings with the word "Shalom":

• "Shalom aleichem" שלום עליכם - Peace be upon you
• "Shabbat shalom" שבת שלום - Peaceful Shabbat (Sabbath)

However, to Palestinians, Arabs and those who support Palestine and/or hate Israel, the word is interpreted differently as such people determine that the Israelis, whether civilians or soldiers, are all terrorists. They usually interpret "Shalom" as a fake greeting of peace as bloodshed is still happening despite the peaceful greetings from Israelis, Jews and/or Zionists.

Note: Greeting "Shalom" to others does not mean you're a Jew or only a Jew can greet "Shalom".
In the case of both parties knowing the greeting
A: Shalom!
B: Shalom shalom!

In the case of one party not understanding the word of greeting
C: Shalom!
D: What did you say?
C: I said "Shalom!", it's a greeting in Hebrew and if you want to respond, you can say "Shalom shalom!".
D: Oh, shalom shalom!

Political misunderstanding of the greeting
E: Shalom!
F: What did you say?
E: Shalom!
F: You Jew?
E: Not exactly.

F: Then what are you?
E: Whatever it is, I'm not a Jew.
F: Then why did you say "Shalom"?
E: That's because "Shalom" means well to all! Peace to you and peace to me! As long as you mean its meaning well, there's no reason why you shouldn't greet "Shalom".
F: Oh.

Extreme political
misunderstanding of the greeting with Z for Zionist and M for Muslim + previous interpretation included
Z: Shalom!
M: What?
Z: Shalom!
M: Go fuck yourself, you Jew.
Z: I'm not a Jew.
M: Not a Jew? If you're not a Jew, then why did you say "Shalom" to me?
Z: That's because I mean well to you and not harm, shalom.

M: Go fuck yourself, you filthy
Jew, Israeli or Zionist or whatever shit, viva Palestine!
Z: Very well then, shalom aleichem.
by NatIsrael972 August 22, 2014
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Shiloh

Pronounced “Shy-Low.”

1. (verb; to shiloh) When you sit down on a chair and it implodes beneath you like a demolished building.

2. (noun; when someone is a Shiloh) Someone who frequently breaks chairs when sitting upon them.

3. (adjective; shilohproof) A type of well-made or sturdy chair, stool, or couch.
“Man, she just shilohed the shit outta that chair!”

“You’re inviting him over? I hope your dining room chairs are shilohproof; he’s a total shiloh!”
by Javalannacox March 23, 2021
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midnight sailor

A notorius bedwetter, someone who can't hold their mud. Diaper wearing adult
"Can you believe Crane drank 12 beers and turned into a midnight sailor"
by Kaptain Poon Punisher January 5, 2008
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