time-sharing

"Social multitasking" --- spending "quality time" with two or more "close friends" (i.e., pals whom you are so comfy with that you don't mind being "up close and personal" with them.

Time-sharing can be lots of fun and wonderfully soul-soothing emotional support for everyone involved... for example, a big flexible-limbed dude can either take a relaxing country-lane stroll hand-in-hand with his two favorite chicks ambling placidly along on either side, or he can sit on a park-bench between his two blinky-eyed admirers and cradle one of the nice girls in each arm. Or a warm-hearted cutie can lift up her t-shirt and "suckle" two "milk-thirsty" guys at once, or she can lounge back into one guy's arms while casually draping her legs over into another mushy-hearted male admirer's lap so that he can massage her feet and knead her calves.

by QuacksO March 28, 2017

Knowledge sharting

Offering unsolicited knowledge

we're having dinner, trying to work out what to do, and he keeps knowledge sharting about the history of carrots

by Commandopiranha May 22, 2017

dm sharing

A person who behind your back shares your private messages to invade your privacy,

For fuck sake Sally you shared our conversation.No one likes Dm sharing!

by Bob Dylans Ball Sack June 25, 2017

bottom sharking

See: Land Sharking. The difference is that the first definition refers to where the "shark" operates, the second to where the "shark" ends up.

The Japanese call Land Sharking, Bottom Sharking.

by myhandlesistoolongbecauseallth December 16, 2017

Clout Sharing

When two or more individuals pretend like they are beefing or having issues with eachother in order to gain attention resulting in more followers and attention.

Nah bro they ain’t really fightin they just Clout Sharing to make people pay attention to them.

by Wolff Dolla Bill October 16, 2018

Hammerhead Sharking

When two people, at least one being male, have oral sex and the person sucking cannot see the penis of their partner. This is known as hammerhead sharking because a hammerhead shark has eyes facing sideways and would not see a penis sticking out of their mouth. It is also a play on words as "head" is another word for oral sex.

Brown and Roberto see each other in the middle of a sidewalk. They advance toward each other and start with a handshake. "What's up my nigga!" Says Brown. "Hey! I've been doing fantastic. Yesterday evening, my girl and I were hammerhead sharking!" Says Roberto. "Dang nigga!" Exclaims Brown.

by ThatsjustHowitis April 5, 2019

anal sharting

When your rectum (anus) has exploding shits.

Bro, my dog just had the most major anal sharting id ever seen

by smaarty man January 27, 2020