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Shat

Person 1: "Omg that looks like a cat and sheep combo!"
Person 2: "A shat."
Person 1: "Please don't call it that."
by Minty Mochis December 8, 2021
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Shat Chat

A fart, toot, poor or flactuaence.
My dad loves to shat chat and blame it on me.
by JC 24 me January 6, 2017
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snap-shat

a one handed quick photo taken with a cell phone while taking a shit. The front of the phone is usually turned upside down and pressed between your legs slightly tilting back and up then taken at the exact moment the turd completely crowns giving the effect of different types of bloomig orchids from pink to purple and brown to a somtimes crimson. Then shared
I sent Jasmine a snap-shat while dropped one in the bathroom by the main gate at the Atlanta airport.

She shat me back from Milwaukee.
by Jimmy Smole January 12, 2022
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Schrödinger's Shat

When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.
Oh no, I think I've got Schrödinger's Shat in my pants.
by Tommy Pits December 2, 2020
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Shat

an amalgamation of the words 'Shit' and 'Chat'
when someone says something terrible or generic a reply can simply be one word:

"Shat"

usually shouted at the top of ones voice
by suchghat May 6, 2011
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Shat Burger

Shat burger = Ecoli
Ecoli is caused by fecal matter, therefore it is a shat burger.
That guy ate a shat burger and now he’s sick with ecoli.
by Daxton$$$$$$ March 26, 2023
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Ninja Shat

To shit in someone else’s house and leave no skid marks or smell without their knowledge
by NinjaShat April 10, 2025
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