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Geo-shank

to shank someone with a metal geometry compass(preferebly rusty).
Holy shit that crazy J-wale geo-shanked Frank
(for reference you can search J-wale)
by J-WALE June 16, 2009
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Shank and Wank

When you're killing a person via shanking and your jacking off in the process.
Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.
by Jascebalon July 9, 2016
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Shimmy Shanks

An answer to anything. When not wanting to answer a question, or not wanting to tell the other person the real answer to the question, or if you have no idea what the answer is.
Teacher: Nick what is the answer to number 3?
Student: Shimmy Shanks.

Girl : Did you cheat on me??
Boy: Shimmy Shanks

Mom : What time will you be home?
Son : Shimmy shanks
by Shimmy Shanks January 10, 2010
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Shank a Loaf

"Hey! Your dog just shanked a loaf in my driveway!"
by Davis December 30, 2003
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power shank

when you are in such a confined bathroom (or if you are resourceful) that you are able to have a poo, a wank and a shower all at the same time.

poo + shower = power
shower + wank = shank

note: for optimum use of the word, all must culminate at the exact same moment, possibly with the shower ending just later for ease.
by moose_juice June 29, 2008
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Bobby-shank

to brawl in the street with friends. must be with friends and in the streets to be considered a bobby-shank
"I liked that girl. Why did you steal her from me. We're gonna have to bobby-shank now."

When Frakweela bobby-shanked LaTwanduh on the street, she ripped out her weave.
by Chris from Philly February 1, 2009
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Shimmy Shank

Messing around. Joking around. In great dis-belief, craziness.
That boy is a Shimmy Shank.
Stop Shimmy Shankin' around!
You have got to be Shimmy Shankin' me!
by Dave25 September 23, 2009
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