Voluntary Service Campaign

It was a fucking recall! Nissan did it to fix something they fucked up on they early model 300zx fuel injection system. They didn't want to call it a recall because that would look bad so it was called a service campaign. And they didn't really want to spend the money to do it to all Z31's so they said it was voluntary. Non the less, it was a god damn recall.

"Did you have the voluntary service campaign preformed on your Z?"

by RedOctoberManZ31 August 2, 2009

full service shower

A shower in which you wash your hair and shave. A regular shower doesn't include these.

"Hon', Do I have time for a full service shower before we split?"

by sequoiafog May 14, 2016

service pack 2

A bundle of programs that finally make windows secure. providing that you use it corectly. The fantstic firewall refuses to let any internet program install with your program without your permission. A very useful thing allowing you to surf the net withoutgetting to an annoying search page. It also come with a popup blocker which is pretty decent. It will make a sound and show a little tab when a pop up is blocked. On occasions It can be annoying as a file download or clicking a link is classed as a pop up. Fortunately sp2 allows you to temporarily allow the pop up from coming and allows you to turn the blocker off outright. It also allows you to turn the automatic updates off.

I gots me service pack 2 and now I can search the internet without fear.

by Willy Wonka January 9, 2005

foreign service officer

(or f.s.o for short): a deep state neo-patriot engaging in a coup d'etat

the zelensky-trump whistleblower is a real-life foreign service officer, perhaps one of the worst there is.

by Sexydimma November 13, 2019

United Penile Service

Employer of all Malemen, who seeks to deliver males to other men worldwide.

Roberto- Hey, Jimmy, I wanna work for the United Penile Service and become a maleman

Jimmy- Wait, doesn't that mean you'll deliver men to other guys?!

Roberto- Yes, it most certainly does

Jimmy- Then I must be your first customer!

Roberto- Thank you sweety, let me give you an orguysm

Jimmy- yay i get to be your buttstove

by Father EEP January 18, 2008

Tiffin Service Cab

A service that really sucks donkey balls and takes a hr or 2 to pick you up in Tiffin Ohio.

Hey you want to take a Tiffin Service Cab later?
Nah brah they suck balls and take a hr or 2 to pick you up. We should use trEats they are alot better

by Tiffinohio89 January 1, 2020

same day service

Having sex with a girl the day (or night) you meet.

Yeah, I say you got a chance. You won't get same day service, but give it a shot and see where it goes.

by Wuhan Fats November 6, 2011