Schlonger

The next step up from a ‘Schlong’, where you’re granted the ability to be scientifically defined as a tripod.

He told me he was big, but I wasn’t expecting him to have a schlonger! I don’t know if I can handle it!

by TheDukeofDic March 18, 2021

schlongeater79

literally the hottest and funniest person alive

Chris Evans: " Oh yeah mean and schlongeater79 are 4liferz🤞🏻."

by caroldanversbitch June 4, 2021

scholnged

when a male with a big penis has sexual intercourse with a female

John-'You heard what happened to Lily?'
Jimmy-'No, what happened?'
John-'She got scholnged by Benjamin'

by XWLOFIMH777 March 18, 2022

Schlongdinger

A term for an abnormally huge penis.

Dante has a huge Schlongdinger.

by Dr.Dick5792-1 August 15, 2022

Schlodged

When someone is in the middle completing something but they get utterly obliterated. It is an onomatopoeia for the property that slush has when you step on it.

Bob was in the middle of his final projected when he got schlodged by his professor.

by untab March 1, 2024

schlongodingdong

A massive fat part of the mans genatalia typically to the african black race Usaually over 9 inches long and 2 inches wide
and overall if you find a man with a massive schlongadingdong dont let him go.

Finley has a massive schlongodingdong
Eoghan has a massive schlongodingdong
Louis has a massive schlongodingdong

by Fat poo March 11, 2024

schlongdow

- a shadow of a man's pp.
- a portmanteaus word of schlong and shadow

I saw a huge schlongdow in the woods when I turned on my flashlight.

by puffygopher June 14, 2024