Schizo

Apparently what a person is when they make sense!!!

making sense isn't always the right thing to do unless you're schizo!!!

by Chonese October 26, 2022

schipol

When your friend who's never late for a party gets fashionably late for a very very important event to you like your fav star popping in your city, your birthday, or your relative's covid funeral.

Jim: Where the f...k is Brad? He was supposed to be here two hours ago.

Any person: He went schipol.

by trump_voter September 22, 2022

Schizoeffective

When a crazy person is really good at something.

There's a difference between chaotic nice and chaotic good, one is schizoaffective, the other is schizoeffective👀

by Dr.Crow January 13, 2023

Schizophrenic

That's not me being a schizophrenic, it's you being a retarded asshole with a slut for a wife/sister/mother/daughter/gay-son (Right? Because, like, a dude can't be a slut. They'd be considered a slut-maker... BUT if the dude is a gay he CAN be a slut! Red-pill logic subverted! Greatest genius in history!)

Hym "Hey, that is hilarious. I heard the news and that's hilarious. I'm not a schizophrenic though. If we're doing 'reality by consensus' then you're a racist and you need to be deplatformed for spreading hate."

by Hym Iam April 24, 2023

Schizo Sign Language

When Mr.Halter is having a schizo attack and trying to communicate

"Oh look, Mr.Halter is doing his Schizo Sign Language again."

by BlueQz May 11, 2023

Schilly

When the argument a politician makes is (too) obviously targetted to a certain group, but his/her history doesn't indicate the same passion for the thing he/she claims to be true.

A politician claiming that, for exmple, Taiwan needs the second amendament because that keeps the government honest when he/she knows that police and armies have more than just handguns. "That's just schilly!"

by Enemy of Iblis June 4, 2023

Schizophrenic Donkey-Honk

When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.

1: Hey bro I had a schizophrenic donkey-honk last night!
2: The fuck did you just say?

by Cruned July 12, 2023