Beer Scale

Open ended scale for determing the doability of someone. The standard unit of measurement is the 12 oz can. Other units are six-packs, cases, 1/4 kegs, and 1/2 kegs. Units can be positive or negative (negative beers are the number of beers someone else must consume to do you).

Did you see Dave face licking that chick at the Garber Semi-Formal. She was ten beers on the beer scale.

My girlfriend is so hot, she's a negative six-pack.

by agent deviant September 14, 2006

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A scale to determine an atractivness or "hotness" of a female.

1: Literally a ogre
2: One of those fat feminists you see in YouTube

3: Comparable to the attractiveness of a bear
4: Mediocre. Sometimes plump
5: The attractiveness of your mother to you
6: Fine, okay. Nothing else.

7: Good. Well curved. Commonly described as cute
8: A pretty girl. Comparable to that girl you're crushing on but is across the room and you can't muster the courage to talk to her.

9: Fabulous. Red carpet worthy. Sexiest girl on campus except for...
10: The hottest female in the world. Brighter than the sun. She has not been born yet because she will destroy the universe with her hottness.

There are of course, many decimals in between the integers.

Dammmnnnn, rate her on the 1-10 female Attractiveness scale. Created by the genius who wrote the description m.

Aiightt nigga. like a 8.6 at best.

by Memelorddd September 7, 2016

Rectum Scale

A scale used to measure how much of an asshole someone is! (similar to the Richter scale, only used for douche bags and cockholes)

That jerk off stole my loot - he's about a 10 on the rectum scale.

by Skyynet September 6, 2009

Seb Scale

a way of rating girls,
1. Dont even think about it (way too hot)
2. Fillet
3. Rude
4. Dad (as in 'the daddy')
5. Dont even see her (normal women)
6. Oh well, shes fucked
7. Gert (mostly for fat birds but can be used otherwise)
8. Spandoo (?)
9. May as well kill myself

Seb Scale example
Brad: 'what do you think of Barry's new misses?'
Derrick: 'Man, she was Rude!'
Brad: 'nah more of a Dad i'd say'
Jacobs: 'to be honest i didn't really see her'
Brad: 'shut up Jacobs'

by OlieOlieOlie January 25, 2008

scaleitis

A disease you might have if you shovel a snow-like material off your shoulders every five minutes

Dude, hawthorne is shedding. He must have scaleitis

by box April 30, 2005

Mexican Name Scale

The scale used to determine the coolness of Mexicans, based on last name.

10: Rodriguez--coolest of the cool, BAMF

9: Moreno--very BA

8: Hernandez-- really awesome guy

7: Ramirez--pretty cool

6: Castillo--cool but not BAMFy at all

5: Flores--nice person

4: Mendoza--decent but not good

3: Castro--a bit asanine

2: Sanchez--semi-dumb, could be smelly

1: Gomez--what an idiot!

If your last name is Rodriguez, congratulations!
Moreno's pretty cool. I'd hate to be Gomez! That dweeb.
With the Mexican Name Scale, it's a lot easier for me to tell who's hot and who's not.

by Wentzahol November 9, 2012

Molson Scale

A determinant of how many beers you must consume before you bed her. Comes from Canadian brewing company Molson. Merged with Coors because Canadian beer sucks. The higher the number, the worse the situation.

She's overweight, but I'll smash. How many more on the Molson Scale?
Ehhh...go with 5

by amato24 February 21, 2011